A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.
"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"
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The need for a group of people or company to have meetings with a frequency that abuses people's time and attention.
Another meeting? Damn, this company suffers from Compulsive Meeting Disorder. How am I supposed to get my shit done?
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Looks like Larry has a case of OCGD (Obsessive Compulsive Googling Disorder) as he never get's any work done because he is too busy googling and searching all day long!
by OCD Boy (Chicago) December 21, 2009
Get the OCGD (Obsessive Compulsive Googling Disorder) mug.Someone who lies constantly no matter how fruitless or insignificant the lie may be. They lie about everything. Sometimes even to try and have a "cool" persona and they may or may not believe their own lies are true, like a pathological liar.
Tanner: I live in a ten story house and have 4 maids
James: ....yeah okay.
Tanner: I knocked a girl up once and I've got a baby.
James: ...I'm sure.
Tanner: I just got into a knife fight with a man that broke into my house and I wooped his ass ..but I need stiches!
James: Yeah right. Shouldn't you be in the hospital then? let me see your wound..
Tanner: Ah, man, you don't wanna see it. its pretty gross.
James: You're a compulsive Liar
James: ....yeah okay.
Tanner: I knocked a girl up once and I've got a baby.
James: ...I'm sure.
Tanner: I just got into a knife fight with a man that broke into my house and I wooped his ass ..but I need stiches!
James: Yeah right. Shouldn't you be in the hospital then? let me see your wound..
Tanner: Ah, man, you don't wanna see it. its pretty gross.
James: You're a compulsive Liar
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1.<noun> a disorder that describes people who google things all the time that don't even matter to them; usually people start O.C.G.D when they are bored or have no life and usually google things by surfing celeberities and half watching shows with there T.V. turned towards them.
1.<noun> a disorder that describes people who google things all the time that don't even matter to them; usually people start O.C.G.D when they are bored or have no life and usually google things by surfing celeberities and half watching shows with there T.V. turned towards them.
1. Person: I called Jacob to hang out but he said he was working on homework. But it sounds like he was probably just googling stupid stuff like he always does.
OtherPerson: That guy totally has O.C.G.D
Person: What?
OtherPerson: Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder
Person: Yeah you're right he does
OtherPerson: That guy totally has O.C.G.D
Person: What?
OtherPerson: Obcessive Compulsive Googling Disorder
Person: Yeah you're right he does
by idavien May 28, 2008
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Brook: omg like, hey.
Glenna: Hey like, do u like know if he like, likes me?
Brook: He like, likes you, not like doesn't like, really like like you.
Glenna: Oh, I like get it now, like.
^
(example of Obsessive compulsive Like Disorder)
Glenna: Hey like, do u like know if he like, likes me?
Brook: He like, likes you, not like doesn't like, really like like you.
Glenna: Oh, I like get it now, like.
^
(example of Obsessive compulsive Like Disorder)
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