Toasted Coconuts

Exclamatory statement used as a greeting and declaritive statement used to announce your presence.

Person 1: Toasted Coconuts!
Person 2: Toasted Coconuts!
Person A: Oh, I didn't see you guys come in!

by Sugilite April 5, 2010

pressing her coconuts

when you get all up in a biddy's business like goldman sachs

I spent the better part of the night pressing her coconuts.

by Dr Mo November 24, 2009

drain the coconuts

1.verb- to ejaculate, expelling all of the semen you have, leaving u dry.

2.verb- a fat guys masterbation session during or after watching a porno. its been proven that fat folk have bigger balls thatn skinny folk.

i drained the coconuts last night and they hurt now

by jerky_dogfart November 13, 2004

couple of coconuts

Like two peas in a pod...a good but goofy fit

Two people that are a lot alike in a fun way...

"Those two are a couple of coconuts"

by Celms March 3, 2014

nonnie's coconuts

basically the largest boobs known to man. at 12:00pm precisely they are so big they must be pushed up into form by a young grandson Johnny. Nonnie is a wonderful woman that should be sainted later in life.

"Nonnie's coconuts are very saggy. What time is it?"
"Oh Johnny, its 11:59. No wonder why..."

by sdfahsokfgln January 12, 2008

Captain coconuts

Is a female with a breast size of F or larger. they generally ask many questions about other women's breasts and are often called lesbian but not all are.

"Captain coconuts made me really uncomfortable last night with all her questions"

"I saw captain coconuts and her fine tits at the gym today"

"Did you see that captain coconuts walking down the street yesterday"

by IanMalcom June 2, 2017

cock coconuts

Slang for testicles, which produce semen that resembles coconut milk in look and texture.

I was stranded on a deserted island with 3 hot chicks, and they had to survive on the milk from my cock coconuts.

by Spermzorr February 7, 2007