Cockney-wristed

It simply means having a left-handed grip on a bat or broom (left above the right)

"That boy is cockney-wristed" -- Old Glesga Granda

by Chexsum September 17, 2023

Phone Cockney

n
Any sentence or grouping of words that is changed by autotext, to something meaningless and unintelligible.

My message was scrambled and I sent phone cockney!

by Woodswoman December 21, 2021

Cockney conservative

People who live in affluent areas of London Strawberry Hill, but down play their wealth and act gangster, or UKIP and Reform voters. They have balding hair and pointy features including noses and chins. They use the words donut and whheeyyyy a lot in speech.

When walking on the streets of Twickenham , a Cockney Conservative will come and befriend you by saying ‘Mate you just gotta sit back, relax and have some fucking chicken mate eeeeeyyyyyy’

by Mr Tumnus 90 May 1, 2025