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Football Cockney

I saw a Football Cockney stubbling out of a pub the other day
by Joycey September 14, 2006
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plastic cockney

One who puts on a fake London accent and adopts dialectical features which do not suit his/her own personality. Ultimately resulting in looking like a jeb end.
That Danny is a right plastic cockney I bet he was born in fucking Buckingham
by Rascal Mondays August 22, 2015
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Phone Cockney

n
Any sentence or grouping of words that is changed by autotext, to something meaningless and unintelligible.
My message was scrambled and I sent phone cockney!
by Woodswoman December 21, 2021
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cocknection

when two brohs have a sudden connection in the galaxy & it is completely unplanned. this is the ultimate level of broh stage
Yo jordan & darsh just had the most tightest cocknection
by BrickJona$ August 7, 2017
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cockneck

An insult to a person who's neck resembles a penis; The neck is generally of a man, thick in stature and having prominent well pronounced viens. The best example is when this type of neck is cleanly shaven and is met with a thick wall of chest hair.
Did you see the game on the weekend ? That new player has the best cockneck I have ever seen, you could set your watch to it.
by Cock Neck July 24, 2012
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Cocknem

A Ji'ore phrase meaning gang or crew. This phrase is also used to swear on something, like "on my mama" I didn't steal his chips.... but instead, on "cocknem" I just slept outside last night. If you don't know who to swear on, just put it on cocknem and no one will know who you speaking on. For short, just say on cock.
"On cocknem grave I just robbed his brother for $1,000 dollars." "I put that on cocknem that little boi ain't boutta do shit.
by MediumJ1 May 29, 2019
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cockeysville middle school

a dumb ass school where everyone wears Vineyard Vines and name brand clothes. most people act like they're cool when they just look dumb. there's the ghetto kids, "popular" kids, and the emo kids. the teachers are good teachers but they're super strict. i fucking hate the school, but whatever.
by boyykidd September 14, 2017
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