Cockney Red

Discription of individuals who come from a Greater London but insisted in glory hunting and support Manchester United from the comfort of their own armchair. These individuals are usually born between 1980 and 1999.
Oh look, there's another Cockney Red, glory hunting child bastard
by footybants April 23, 2019
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cockney

A cockney Is Somebody From East London, Although people from Other Southern Cities Such As Portsmouth Are Also Occasionally Called cockneys Due To Having A Similar dialect.
Did You see That Southern Cockney the other day?
by John Allen South Coast October 21, 2019
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Cockney conservative

People who live in affluent areas of London Strawberry Hill, but down play their wealth and act gangster, or UKIP and Reform voters. They have balding hair and pointy features including noses and chins. They use the words donut and whheeyyyy a lot in speech.
When walking on the streets of Twickenham , a Cockney Conservative will come and befriend you by saying ‘Mate you just gotta sit back, relax and have some fucking chicken mate eeeeeyyyyyy’
by Mr Tumnus 90 May 01, 2025
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