cockmonger

One who loves the cock.

Jack Anderson

by Dan Riss January 16, 2003

cockmonger

Derived of the two words cock and monger.

1. a person who is involved with penises in a petty or contemptible way.

2. a dealer in or trader of a commodity (penises in this case). This definition is mostly used in Britain.

3. someone who is incredibly fascinated in cocks.

George Bush is a cockmonger.

by Kirtan Loor November 7, 2007

cockmonkey

A creature that lives in the cockjungle.

"Roadsign: Drive slowly, watch out for the cockmonkeys."

by m0cka January 23, 2009

cockmonster

45 year old drunk chick named Alice that loves to get drunk and suck cock.

Damn, Alice sure was a cockmonster last night at the bar.

by Richard Stiffrod January 7, 2004

cockmongor

A name for a person who uses you for sexual relations without wanting a relationship. This person usually has a mental issue of some sort that keeps them from commiting to one person. Otherwise known as being faithful

you are such a cockmongor!

by Ashley ^_^ September 15, 2003

cockmonger

A male who constantly displays his complete and utter penis like personality and world-view in nearly every situation in which he finds himself. Specifically this attitude is exemplified by a perpetual attitude of anger and disgust with the world and how it does not simply go the way said cockmonger wishes. This attitude is usually followed up by metaphorical threats of penile rape.

Guy: So did you get that girl’s number?
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!

by Wurde Smythe December 12, 2007

cockmonger

Someone who can never give enough blowjobs.

Lili is a total cockmonger.

by Stevens Crew March 20, 2003