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Clockwater

The name of a somewhat popular character in the online computer game Diablo 2 during the 3rd or 4th season on US East Closed Realm servers played by the current highest ranking hardcore player, XOsuicideOX, as an alternate. Nothing ever became of Clockwater, and soon after the players main character died he was never seen again.
Player1: Hey, man. Who was that barb just in here?
Player2: Oh, Clockwater?
Player1: Yeah.. he new?
Player2: I don't know, he could have other chars..
Player3: Clockwater is XOsuicideOX's char.. He's #1 on the ladder.
by XOcomawhiteOX June 20, 2007
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cockshitballs

exclamation used when one is disappointed, taken aback, or confused.
"You have to do the laundry"
"cockshitballs"

"I'm going to cut off your big toe"
"cockshitballs!"
by nele August 31, 2007
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cockshit

when a girl shits while your cock is in her ass
AHHH DUDE I HAFTA TAKE A COCKSHIT THANX TO THAT BITCH!!
by mach46 May 21, 2009
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cockshot

A small-resolution and often blurry photo taken by oneself of their penis. Generally made with webcams or camera phones, but older digital cameras work as well if they are pixellated enough. Never include the face or any easily distinguishable physical characteristics, and often sport filenames such as 'mycock001.jpg' or 'LADIESONLY.jpg'.
Morticia: I swear, if one more smarmy old pervert sends me a cockshot, I'm being ordained as a nun.
by AnacinCross December 16, 2008
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cockshit

(a) An explictive. (b) Any waste product from the penis. (c) The shit that comes from a male's cock.
This is fucking cockshit. I can't believe you left your used condom in my medicine drawer.
by Sexy Supreme December 17, 2006
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Cockshot

The surname of a dwindling number of very unlucky people.
Mr. Cockshot shot his cockshot in Mrs. Cockshot. A little cockshot grew in her belly over nine months into a little Cockshot.
by WhiteDwarf October 20, 2009
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clockshed

WOW is pure clockshed.

English 2 with Mr. Putzalot was a clockshed class, we always would chat about random stuff.
by Adel7 March 28, 2009
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