Cold Clocked

getting socked in the face during an altercation

That girl schneider cold clocked that b**** and broke her nose!

by K.Babyy February 7, 2010

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clocked

To get caught out, usually by feds (police)

oh shit, jarvis, drop that zoot, we bin clocked!!!

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

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The act of resting each ball on the chicks eyes, and beating it till you bust on her face, then you rest your shaft along the bridge of her nose. If performed successfully the placement of your balls and shaft should resemble Davey Crocket's classic raccoon hat.

Last night I got so hammered, I picked up this diiiirrrrty hood-rat and pulled "A Davey Crocket" on her so I wouldnt have to look at her ugly mug.

by Remik-ton Steele August 25, 2006

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clocked

To completly smash a video game. Meaning you get perfect scores and without losing a single life.

Holy shit Billy Mitchell clocked pac man.

by gamer_clocked June 23, 2009

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Davy Crockett

Davy Crockett is a descriptive term for the action of taking your drunken/passed out buddys face and burrying it in your exposed crotch. Once head has been burried, you must position your mule and balls on top of their head, whilst ensuring proper draping over the back of the skull. This has a striking resemblence to the coon skinned hat that Davy Crocket wore with his Scouting apparel. This is the most extreme party action that can be performed before you get to the level of insertion and/or date rape.

Victim: Awwwhruphf, I feel like shit what happened last night?

Me: Let me show you on my digital Camera!

Victim: What the F!?

Me: You got the Davy Crockett! Hah!

Victim: Dude, you're an asshole!

by Back Door Moe November 16, 2006

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