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Claustrophobic

To have a fear of Santa Claus.
Can you get away from me? You're making me claustrophobic.
by Thepopeofjim October 28, 2017
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toxx clause

A rule originating on the Something Awful message boards that calls for the banning of a member who does not follow his own proclamation. These proclamations are typically in the form of "If X happens, I will do Y." The person who posts the claim is asked to follow through with his promised act or be banned for lying.
This rule originated from a forum member, Toxx, stating he would tape together the parts of his nether regions if a message board topic reached 5,000 replies. The Something Awful Administrator ordered that he post pictures of the completed act. No pictures were produced, and Toxx was banned as a result. The Toxx clause was instituted as a rule to discourage future members from making exaggerated claims.

Example poster 1: "If he sells this laptop to me for $200, I will eat my shorts."
Example poster 2: "Sell it to him just so we can test the Toxx clause."
by Moggraider January 14, 2008
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holy-santa-claus-shit

a word used usually during the holidays, after opening an amazing present. Also was used in the movie StepBrothers.
holy-santa-claus-shit I got hulk hands for christmas!!!!
by macarron December 20, 2008
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Claus

The closest a person can get to God. A Claus is usually someone with a large penis, very attractive, etc. He is the best in everything, and nothing or no one can compare to him.
Man, I wish I was a Claus.
by Dr. Who's Seuss November 8, 2010
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claustroflowbic

The fear of having too much flow for small spaces. popularized by rapper hodgy beats.
Get out of my face, I'm claustroflowbic
by OFfan June 16, 2011
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classterbating

Classterbation: The art of girls crossing their thighs over their pussy and flexing their thigh muscles, which scrapes their jeans over their clit.
Twiggy: Yo, did you see Aubrey classterbating in Chemistry?

Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.
by Twiggy Lanky Man April 10, 2008
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clautobollophobia

''Clautobollophobia'''
An acute fear of being stuck in an elevator with Uwe Boll.
While this condition is not limited to an elevator the fear consummates based on the most probable scenario. In remote regions certain people(s) have been known to develop Claustobollophobia based around a more natural setting such as a cave.

There are no concrete figures regarding the exact cause though most cases of Claustobollophobia occur in individuals with functioning eyes and ears.

It is generally regarded as having no adverse side effects aside from the expected paranoia of German accents and movies based on video games.

Dr.S.March _MD Pediatric/Adolescent Psychiatry and Psychiatry
I'm sorry but I can't get into this elevator with you due to my acute Clautobollophobia and the fact that you're Uwe Boll.
by supermarch April 13, 2008
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