To have a fear of Santa Claus.
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This rule originated from a forum member, Toxx, stating he would tape together the parts of his nether regions if a message board topic reached 5,000 replies. The Something Awful Administrator ordered that he post pictures of the completed act. No pictures were produced, and Toxx was banned as a result. The Toxx clause was instituted as a rule to discourage future members from making exaggerated claims.
Example poster 1: "If he sells this laptop to me for $200, I will eat my shorts."
Example poster 2: "Sell it to him just so we can test the Toxx clause."
Example poster 1: "If he sells this laptop to me for $200, I will eat my shorts."
Example poster 2: "Sell it to him just so we can test the Toxx clause."
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a word used usually during the holidays, after opening an amazing present. Also was used in the movie StepBrothers.
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Zach: Yeah, she was sweating like a whore in church.
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An acute fear of being stuck in an elevator with Uwe Boll.
While this condition is not limited to an elevator the fear consummates based on the most probable scenario. In remote regions certain people(s) have been known to develop Claustobollophobia based around a more natural setting such as a cave.
There are no concrete figures regarding the exact cause though most cases of Claustobollophobia occur in individuals with functioning eyes and ears.
It is generally regarded as having no adverse side effects aside from the expected paranoia of German accents and movies based on video games.
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An acute fear of being stuck in an elevator with Uwe Boll.
While this condition is not limited to an elevator the fear consummates based on the most probable scenario. In remote regions certain people(s) have been known to develop Claustobollophobia based around a more natural setting such as a cave.
There are no concrete figures regarding the exact cause though most cases of Claustobollophobia occur in individuals with functioning eyes and ears.
It is generally regarded as having no adverse side effects aside from the expected paranoia of German accents and movies based on video games.
Dr.S.March _MD Pediatric/Adolescent Psychiatry and Psychiatry
I'm sorry but I can't get into this elevator with you due to my acute Clautobollophobia and the fact that you're Uwe Boll.
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