Craption

A newspaper heading that grabs attention to a worthless article.

That craption lured me once again.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

caption

A title or brief explanation accompanying an illustration, cartoon, or poster.

"he designed a series of posters with the caption: ‘No One is Innocent’"

by Caption April 26, 2015

Eric Clapton

Generally considered one of the greatest guitarists who ever walked the earth, and perhaps the greatest blues musician ever NOT born in America. For many years Clapton's work has been universally lauded by musicians and music fans as some of the best of its kind. Though as younger audiences have recently taken to denigrating his musicianship, they'd do well to note that the popular assessment of him is based mostly on the following:

1. His work with Derek and the Dominos
2. The Bluesbreakers
3. Cream
4. All his live performances
5. All other studio works (Blind Faith, The Yardbirds From the Cradle, ect.)

We'd probably all be saying Eric was the best guitarist ever if not for you-know-who.

"Wow, that Eric Clapton sure can play guitar. Too bad he's a complete sellout after the cellphone commercial."

"Yeah, I'll stick with Steve Vai. He might be tasteless and showy, but he doesn't prostitute himself. Not that anyone would pay to have sex with him, as he looks like a goblin, but you know."

by Ferdinandoftheblews March 12, 2010

eric clapton

Clapton is the greatest Guitarist to Bless this sweet earth i see u guys writing about roger waters and thats pathetic that u would compare someone like him to clapton clapton is un doubtably the god of the guitar nobody compares and nobody competes

eric clapton played in bands such as the yardbirds, cream, derek and the dominoes, blind faith, john mayalls blues breakers and he also did solo work

by Collin Johnson April 30, 2006

no caption

to have no reaction. indifferent. unbothered.

I told a joke to Kyle and it went so poorly. He was so no caption.

by websterdictionarytolegittoquit July 5, 2020

Ben Clapton

A Mexican born child, often found using bad grammar or playing online games.

Usually has an uber leet cousin.

Ben Clapton: "Haro dere kan yu teech my Engrish"
Me: "Go eat more tacos"

by amgfail June 6, 2009

Cavation

An extended period of unemployment supported by constant monetary contributions from indignant parents.

I can't find any work in the state of California, so i am on a forced cavation.

by Polar March 17, 2004