Clappery

the amount of applause you get, measured per clap on a scale of minor clappage up to extreme clappage.

Hot damn! That singer lady sure got a barrel fulla clappery!

by Merry Gerald March 9, 2009

campertop

When you live in a northern clime, and wake up after a deep snow, you'll find your can now has a 1-2 foot campertop attached to the roof. These are driving hazzards unless removed.

Ah jeez, look at that ass-clown driving around with his campertop on. Slow down until he drops it -- something that huge ould dent our car.

by cmackg February 9, 2010

Clapperton

The most amazing people you will ever meet have this name

Have you met the Clappertons?
ikr, most amazing people I've met

by B Zoolander August 14, 2016

Clamberry

When your girlfriend gives you a raspberry on your tum tums with a quiff

Bro my girlfriend gave me a clamberry during the Sox game last night, wicked gross kid.

by Patchops March 30, 2022

Clampett's Luck

When things go magically well and in your favor even in the worst possible conditions.

Bill got pulled over by the cops for a traffic stop. Suddenly the cop got a more urgent call and let him go. That was Clampett's Luck

by The Interesting November 8, 2022

Clampett

Clampett. (v.) The act of performing felatio while joyfully swinging one's head from side to side and humming a tune to the beat of the Beverely Hillbillies Theme Song.

Ewwwwww Doggie. I had me a Clampett last night. My girlfriend even donned pigtails for me in a tribute to Elly May

by the kid from MAD magazine August 22, 2025

drity clamper

It's when one person or persons defecates in a vagina then clamp it in and when the penis is entered it squeezes feces Out on both sides

Watch what you say or I will give you a drity clamper while you are passed out drunk.

by Nighgen December 18, 2015