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Beer cuffed 

Similar to Edward 40 Hands.
Beer cuffing is the act of getting handcuffed to a case of beer, and you're not let go till it's empty. Keys to the handcuffs are often given to someone whom you trust.
Can be played with two players, where each player is handcuffed to each side of a case.

Being let go in order to piss can be optional, although is recommended for 2 player games, especially with female players.
"Stacy and I are gonna get beer cuffed for the festival, it's gonna be awesome!"
Beer cuffed by Cap'n Crimson April 22, 2015
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To be talking to someone and not looking for outside hookups
Yo tryna go to the party this weekend there’s hella girls.

Nah man I’m cuffed
Cuffed by Writer456 March 20, 2018
To have a boy/girl friend
Friend : Tasha we have to get mans
Tasha : girl no , you know I'm cuffed
Cuffed by Anonymous// December 1, 2016

chaffed asshole challenge 

A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.
Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."

Charles- "Jesus Christ"

cuffed jeans 

cuffed jeans are when you roll up the bottom of a pair of jeans to make them shorter or into a Capri style. while some associate this trend with bisexuality, it is a fashion statement, not a way of coming out. cuffed jeans coexist and can be worn by everyone, and they don’t mean you’re bi! everyone can enjoy this style
Hey are those cuffed jeans? They look great!”

Brown Cuffed 

When an impromptu fisting of a co-worker over lunch break turns messy after the fister fails to roll up the cuff and sleeve of their dress shirt before performing this highly pleasurable act.
Hi Joe. What happened to your shirt? Spill hot chocolate?

No. I fisted Betty in accounting at lunch time today. We were running short on time and I forgot to roll up my sleeve.

Nasty. Ya got brown cuffed brooohhhh.
Brown Cuffed by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015
Getting sucked into the vortex of a dirty whore that's been passed around like the village bicycle. Typically by a dirty wook.
Did you hear Billy got cluffed at the beach this weekend
cluffed by dundundumb July 8, 2014