Chubbletursh

This word describes the type of pipe smoking, slipper wearing retard that drives one of teh best handling sports cars in the world evar like a fooking old granny. A Chubbletursh spends more time defending the marque, frowning upon modifications, shunning drifters, banning idle chit-chat, denying the existance of Caturday, etc etc, than actually enjoying the thrilling ride.

I say ban Chubbleturshes completely.

A Chubbletursh can even exist whom does not even own one of the cars concerned. This type of Chubbletursh is also normally a bit of a po faced prick.

ZOMFG!!!1 Look at that Chubbletursh polishing the inside of his exhaust!!1

Look at that fricking Chubbletursh spacking out over a moddified '5!!!1

WTF? Your car is completely standard? Are you a freaking Chubbletursh?..... Hey guys? This guy's a Chubbletursh!!!11 BURN HIM!!!!1

by Fred Goatse December 28, 2007

chubbie

A big pulsating boner, an erect phallus

See: Pan handle; big floppy donkey dick

Colin was embarrassed of his Chubbie.

Vaz's chubbie was mocked by his girlfriend.

by Oz March 16, 2003

Cubicle Coven

The group of witches that gather together in shared cubicles to cast evil spells on those who ask them to do any work.

Hey Morty I think I got jock itch from a spell cast by the cubicle coven after I asked Marsha to file the expense report.

by Yes-Imntworthy July 9, 2010

cubicle

A device which Satan and the U.S. Government designed together to slowly suck out the souls and personalities of unsuspecting citizens seeking financial stability.

Usually placed in the office building of a business, its main intentions are:

1.) To give its victim an eternity of suffering and purgatory before they even die.
2.) To rid its victim of his or her spontaneity, personality and life by micromanaging such things as dress codes and behavior, also known as fascism.

Person who works in a cubicle: "I work for a billion-dollar corporation while making a lower-middle class wage every year by working in a cubicle where my soul is slowly sucked away while working a 9-to-5 shift, adhering to a strict dress code and wasting 5 out of my 7 days of the week."

by semipunk93 May 14, 2011

cubicle

The dimly lit area in the rear of "adult" bookstores which has, usually, several narrow hallways, and rows of small rooms (or cubicles). Each cubicle contains an X-rated video, and often times, also has a strategically placed hole in the wall (see "glory hole") so that there can be some personal contact between the patrons of adjoining rooms.

I paid the man at the front counter the $7, and proceeded to the viewing area. Once inside, I saw a few men loitering in the hallway. I entered one of the cubicles, and hoped that one of the men would enter the cubicle next to me.

by david 269 April 18, 2006

Cubicle Justice

A Charles Bronson like office vigilante that seeks to get even with a colleague in the office for slighting them.

Worker 1 - I can't believe he knocked stuff over at my cube, then got pissed about it and slammed stuff down. And then he just walks off without putting the stuff back.

Worker 2 - Dude, that is a jackass move. What are you going to do?

Worker 1 - Well, there will be a fair amount of cubicle justice, I can tell you that. I may take all of the screws out of his chair, tape raw fish up under his desk or perhaps stink palm his mouse.

Worker 2 - Hells Yaw, that would be hilarious yo!

by archyis November 5, 2009

cubicle wars

a series of conflicts between Dirk and Brent... evidently they have so much free time they just prank each other all day every day. Events can be witnessed first hand on youtube, either Cubicle War 2006 or Cubicle War 2010

In a cubicle wars, phrases heard or actions witnessed may be similar to as follows:

"it was a CENTAUR"
"reboot me"...or simply stapling another's tie to their desk before slapping them in the face so they clothesline themselves upon waking

by boardnfool86 February 25, 2010