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Chonk chart 

A scientifically accurate scale to measure the chonkiness of a cat.
Leo is very fat, he's high on the chonk chart.
Chonk chart by Leothechonkermao November 24, 2021

Worr Bout It Chart 

A chart that delineates the level of worr bout it when dealing with the beautiful symptoms of the great buddha/worr bout it/ganja/chronic/crip/kush/worr about it/mary jane/brocolli/leprechauns/worr bout its/jolly green giant/the sleepy sea turtle in the sky, so on and so forth.

The chart goes as follows (weakest-strongest):
1) Regular People- yeah...so we are here, not high.
2) The Sky- Slowly but surely it's creeping up on you like Bubba when you drop the soap.
3) The Stars- You...are...high.
4) WORR BOUT IT- NOT alot...you are NOT worr'in bout it!
5) Slurpee Worr Bout It- You know when you get a slurpee from 7-11...that is your brain right now.
6) Pokemon Worr Bout It- eff...you feel like the pokemon of your choice...we usually pick snorlax.
7) Towelie Worr Bout It- You have no idea whats going on.
8) Cease Fire- You have given up the fight for now.
9) Peace- Your mind and body are one with the universe.
10) Corn About It- u iz vegetable. This is the final chapter in your life. You must resurrect to reach stage one and restart.

These all be troofisms.

We are talking about weed people...weed. WORR BOUT IT!
Judas- Whats at the end of the worr bout it chart? i like 30 pieces of silver.
Kansas- Guy DONT WORRY ABOUT IT...I'M NOT GONNA DIE CORNIN ABOUT IT!
ALKI- NOT ALOT?!
Bear- no guy...NOT ALOT!
Pierre- worr bout it!

Dick Size Chart 

Let’s keep this Real and Simple:

4 inches and Less-Small as Fuck (laughable)
5-6 inches- Average Size
7 inches-Above Average (some will call this the perfect size)
8 inches- Big Dick
9 inches and Above-Too Big to fuck
Take a outta a ruler or tape measure, and I’ll get the Dick Size Chart to see where you stand
Dick Size Chart by T.E.W. March 16, 2021

wank chart 

it is rare person who does so, but some people take a note of how many times they wank
Shit, my parents are coming and I haven't taken down my wank chart.
wank chart by jaffaw July 14, 2009

Shart Chart 

A record, proudly displayed somewhere, (i.e a frat house refrigerator) marking the date, time and location of past sharts.
Andy "Dude, saw the latest update on the shart chart...girlfriend's grandpa's funeral huh?...rough"

Josh "yeah there was no way i could leave, it was awful."

Andy "Shitty dude..."

Josh "No dude, it was worse than shitty, it was....sharty."

Andy "Nice"
Shart Chart by Dr. Definition1001 October 19, 2011

Pi Chart 

An eye chart for math geeks, with the digits of the number π and some math symbols on display rather than showing any of the 26 letters of the English alphabet and the ten numerals.
Doctors at some elite colleges are giving students who come for their medical check-up the option to choose between a pi chart and the eye chart that is commonly used in spectacles shops and hospitals.
Pi Chart by Activity July 1, 2020