cellulite

Deposit of subcutaneous (right under your skin) fat and fibrous/connective tissue that results in dimpled, cottage cheese or orange peel appearance depending on amount of fat; affects a majority of women but only really fat men. Generally appears in butt and thighs. Even super skinny people can have cellulite as it seems that it is somewhat hereditary or hormonal. Creams and pills can improve the APPEARANCE of cellulite, but it will go back to looking bad when you stop using them. Liposuction does not remove cellulite. To get rid of cellulite, one must exercise and cut out bad foods, especially ones with preservatives. There is also an expensive treatment known as Endermologie that gets rid of it. If one stays fit, it actually reduces with age.

I can't believe this. My doctor says I'm underweight but I have cellulite on my thighs. Damn genetics.

I got rid of my cellulite by exercising a lot, lifting some weights and cutting out processed foods. Now my bottom half looks as sexy as my top half!

by margaretsanger December 28, 2005

Cello

A more commonly used named than Violoncello, a string instrument that is played sitting down. It is held in between the knees and supsended off of the ground by an end pin. It is made of mostly wood and has four strings, A,D,G, and C. Traditionally, the strings were made from cat or pig intestines, but now makers have moved onto steel and other synthetic materials. It is tuned an octave lower than the viola. It is said to be the instrument that most resembles the human voice, with its deep, rich tone. Famous cellist include Yo-Yo Ma, Rasputina featuring three cellist, and Apocalyptica featuring four.

the cello is a bass instrument

by chase March 30, 2005

Celloflame

A Flame made with cellophane incase one fears the use of real fire. (In a more unlikely event it may also be a sheet of cellophane made with fire.)
This is commonly used in cosplay.

Person1: "Ooh nice flame, did you make it with cellophane?"
Person2: "Yea, its Celloflame"

by sonsora September 30, 2012

cellophane

The plastic wrap around a pack of ciggarettes. A lot of times used as a "baggie" for marijuana.

"Yo, let me get that cellophane for my eighth."

by MuddyBarkus2 October 2, 2008

callous phallus

A common symptom of an STD exhibited by a man.

"Dude, don't sleep with Gertrude- she gave Esteban a bad case of callous phallus!"

by R-McMeezy November 16, 2009

cellusional

The act of losing awareness with the world around you because you are so engrossed with texting or surfing the net on your smart phone.

I noticed Erin updating her facebook status on the elevator this morning; she was so cellusional she got off on the wrong floor again.

by DSCO September 4, 2010

purple cello

Woman's lady parts that have larger than normal purple flaps

Dude, I LOVE playing on Meranda's sweet purple cello.

by chubbyninja December 14, 2016