celibacy

A pathetic ploy to prevent teenagers from having sex. for every one student that it stops from having sex, it makes three more have sex anyway just to piss off the adults.

In Glee the president of the celibacy club, quinn, got pregnant anyway.

by Fleurgasm April 25, 2010

celibattical

Taking a voluntary break from having sex, usually in order to get your mind clear.

After bouncing around with all the girls in town, Dave thought he could use a celibattical.

by Stu-baby October 22, 2018

Celibat

Flat square face

Dak celibat ma alla

by Mltgamerz April 26, 2019

Celibaggot

An unshackled man free from his primal desire to copulate with and lay down on top of parasites.

I haven't laid down with a parasite in 4 years. I'm a journeyman celibaggot.

by BidDee6969 August 26, 2023

Celibate

To abstain from physical relations with another organism, sheep, goat, or turtle based on religous beliefs, lack of knowledge, and/or ability to do so.

I told the turtle I couldn't because I chose a celibate lifestyle.

by Shasta(turtle) November 20, 2017

celibacy

A fear of one's moving parts, popular among catholics, straight edge kids, and anyone else who can never get laid.

People who are not celibate go to hell, where they engage in wild orgies.

by intersam July 19, 2003

Post Election Celibacy

Syndrome that many liberal, socialist females are sadly forced to confront with when their capitalist male partner is a red-blooded Republican and no longer plans to “sleep with the blue enemy”

Christine will have to find alternative means to satisfy her desires due to a severe case of Post Election Celibacy. The hope is that she will have money left for batteries when her wealth is redistributed.

by Hensch man December 9, 2008