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celery tongue

to have a tongue that either tastes really sour or really good
grandpa eustace had a celery tongue before he died in a fire
by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021
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Celery Stick

An amazing vegetable, probably the best of them all. Best eaten with dressing. Nice and CrUnChY.
by 231315545945569 August 10, 2020
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Popcorn Celery

Word used by an Uber cute chick with a big forehead and beautiful smile to describe an airy veggie snack that’s low in calories!
I had popcorn celery and a smoothie for dinner after I walked my big head dog Chupa!
by Big mark November 13, 2019
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mushy celery

the described consistency of a penis after masturbating
Yeah bro, after I got that premium Brazzers account, my dick was mushy celery
by angrynoob July 13, 2015
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celery male

Tall, skinny, redheaded male who poops like crazy, and clogs the toilet. (like 2 foot long turds) who eats fresh fruit and vegetables, mostly celery.
"wow, that turd was massive, he is probably a celery male."
by vaxerino April 4, 2022
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Celery Spout

When you need to drain the cum from someone’s bum. Stick a stalk of celery up the bum and watch it pour slowly out like a maple tree.
You look like you need a celery spout, honey.
by MackyD-FD March 31, 2022
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baby celery

cute. can beat you up if she can, might be too sweet for you xoxo deal w it
by test tickles June 4, 2020
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