celebitch

A combination of the words "celebrity" and "bitch."

Refers to a famous, or infamous, female celebrity who is considered to be a bitch, especially by the male population.

Meda-whore attorney, Gloria Allred, is such a celebitch. She thinks all men are guilty of something.

by mike87111 July 6, 2011

Calabasas

stuck up, bitchy, horny, "straight but willing to experiment", rich, slut princesses (with the exception of the minority of genuine people) and many of the guys are self centered egotistical testosterone filled jackasses with their heads shoved so far up their asses they cant see anymore and can go fuck the horses they rode in on twice because they are chauvinistic, condescending, patronizing, manipulative, imbroglio-causing, mannerless, naive, pricks with no respect and it is disgusting how they treat women and think so highly of themselves... then again the way many of the girls around here act, they probably deserve it, if theyre not totally provoking them.

this does NOT apply to everyone.

"What school do you go to?"
"Calabasas"
::disgusted looks::

by Jessi December 30, 2003

Celebext

Short for celibate text. When you receive a booty call via text message (or sext, if you will) but do not wish to oblige, it is the rejecting response text that brings the lustful thoughts to a halt.

Person 1: Last night he texted me "hey wanna come over?" and I really just didn't feel like doing anything
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I just sent him a celebext back that said "I just demolished an entire pizza and am feeling like a fat lazy slob so maybe another time?"

by Jita August 11, 2010

celebaketion

a 'celebaketion' is much like a celebration. the main difference is that instead of using balloons, streamers, and the presence of your extended family to rejoice in an event, you use large amounts of marijuana. hence, the 'bake' in 'celebaketion'

person one: hey bro, today is thursday. shall we celebake?
person two: abso-fucking-lutely, let the celebaketion begin!

by amandajo:D December 4, 2010

celeblaze

A portmanteau of the words "celebrate" and "blaze," to celebrate something by smoking marijuana.

Being the only student in the class that did well on the test, Simon decided to celeblaze the occasion when he returned home.

by vivacarpenterro October 7, 2011

Celebracation

A celebratory vacation such as a birthday.

"I'm off for the next two weeks for my celebracation!"

by LiLiz C. October 20, 2016

Calabrese Jackhammer

When you're making love to a woman in the missionary position, but have to finish quickly, therefore you push her legs over her shoulders and keep them straight with your upper body, whilst continuing along with the sexual penetration in a frantic and rapid motion, much like a jackhammer hitting concrete.

"Bro, was at this chicky babe's house last night but had to meet up with the boys in 10 mins, so gave her the Calabrese Jackhammer and got out of there quick "

by MinchiaSteve September 13, 2017