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New Castrati

Generally speaking, a young (20s) white male who weighs about a buck fifty soak and wet, has a shrill, squeaky girlie voice, and expouses liberal/progressive positions that his liberal professors taught him in college. When confronted with facts or opinions that are contrary to his beliefs, rather than presenting a cogent opposing point of view, he will call you names like "right-winger", "wingnut", fascist and of course his golden oldie "racist". He will accuse you of being brainwashed by Fox News, (or "Faux News" as he refers to it) and various other non-liberal media outlets that he despises. He has an unhealthy obsession with attractive conservative women such as Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann, and Christine O'Donnell and will spent an inordinate amount of time trying to convince you that these women are dumb and inexperienced.
When I told this New Castrati guy that man-made global warming was a hoax, he told me to stop watching Fake (Fox) News, got up and stormed out the door.
by BigTed1203 December 15, 2010
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Societal Castration

The softening of society as a whole. We have accepted more than ever and seem to fight back less and less.

Just like a newly married man, his testicals have been cutoff and he doesn't know how to think for himself anymore without direction from his wife. You know this happened when your friend can't go out anymore without first clearing it with his wife.

Societal Castration is similar. One that once thought they were in control have given up control and taken on a "Whatever" style mentatility because they don't think they can effectuate change without pissing off many different groups of people.
Little Johnny used to make great jokes. Things have changed and now his momma and teacher have much greater influence over him. Due to Societal Castration Johnny doesn't know what to do, doesn't know who to joke about or who to poke fun at without the risk of pissing off everyone around him. He is not scared but knows its not worth the risk. It's the old mantra of if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all. Sometimes something funny isn't always nice. Sigh.....
by A.K.A. Zimmy February 18, 2019
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Castraphobical

To have the fear of France. To be scared of what lies on the dreaded country. But be careful as you might fall of the Eiffel Tower
Mum: let's go to France

Son(Bartholomew) ahhhh I'm scared

Mum: dont be so castraphobical
by Card houses December 20, 2021
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spiritual castration

permanently cleansing your inner hoe
Roshan: "I don't want to date a potato."
Anna: "Roshan, don't be a hoe. You need spiritual castration."
by ayyyelamo October 18, 2016
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Castration

Castration- to castrate (verb). To remove the male genitalia. To chop off your dick. What happens when you get married.
"Tomorrow's my wedding day, and I'm gonna get some castration!"
by anti-pro-moe February 9, 2012
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castration

the end result to most hindu mythology
"...and then as punishment, his left nut fell off."
by lucy May 8, 2005
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self castration

1. To remove one's own genitals with a knife or their teeth.
by Darnie June 25, 2004
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