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cannabis

An herb which is usually smoked to get high. Symptoms include: short-term memory loss, hightened senses, creativity, hunger, general well-being, and in some cases, hallucinations.

Cannabis has basically no negative side-effects except mental addiction in few cases. Unlike what someone else said, YOU CANNOT DIE FROM SMOKING CANNABIS. There have been absolutely no deaths from only cannabis. I know someone who smoked 12 bowls of it in one night and just passed out drooling on the floor.

Better than alcohol because you don't get a hangover, and plenty of people can drive very well when stoned.
I just bought 1/8oz of cannabis.
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cannabis

The one plant that could cure all of our economical, agricultural, social, and FUTURE problems. If only the big corporations would worry about their children's children instead of their bank account.
Cannabis will save the world if you let it.
by Stoner Stuff September 21, 2007
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cannibus

A word for weed used by people who can't spell worth a shit. From the latin names for the plants Cannabis Sativa and Cannabis Indica. A third Cannabis plant, Cannabis Ruderalis, is also known as Nebraska No-High for it's comparative lack of THC.
"Man, I need some cannibus!"
"What's that, a dope-powered motor coach? It's Cannabis, you illiterate bunghole!"
by Madmann October 10, 2005
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cannabism

worshipping the ganj. used usually when people first find out you're a pothead. one who practices cannabism is a cannabist.
First guy: "man i didnt know you smoked pot"

Cannabist: "dude, ever since that party a few months ago i've converted to cannabism"
by thizzzykitty February 26, 2009
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Cannabis

n. A word used by a more intellectual species of the Homo-sapian to describe "weed" or "marijuana". These people are not "potheads" or "stoners", they are "tokers".
Toker 1: "Wow, we are really smart and have a well rounded and prestigious background."
Toker 2: "I concur, we should go smoke some cannabis and talk about quantum physics."
by Kaitlin March 8, 2005
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cannabisian

A scholar, educated in all that is connected to the cannabis plant.
Cooter, a World-wide cannabisian growing and cloning since the age of 13, will arrive in Los Angeles today.

Cannabisian loyalists, remained steadfast in their opposition to the Legislation.
by nakedrick December 30, 2011
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Cannabis Standard Time

Time dilation caused by cannabis use.
30 minutes CST = 5 minutes SST(Sober Standard Time)
High Guy 1: Dude, I just thought an hour went by, but it was only 10 minutes
High Guy 2: That's just Cannabis Standard Time man, it happens to all of us
by DJHughGRection June 15, 2013
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