Carlameat

Any type of meat pepared by a person named Carla. Meat does not become Carlameat until the pererpation process is complete and the meat is served. If someone named Carla helped at any point in the process then the meat is Carlameat. If not, it is just normal meat.

Hey Carla could you make some Carlameat?

by Menorius June 14, 2010

spamity calamity

Either directly refers to a horrible situation involving mass ammounts of spam, or could be used to describe mail from AOL. Could also mean a large quanity of rather annoying instances.

"There's an army of cripples comming!"
"Ah, Spamity Calamity!!!!!"

by Ryan Zovko November 8, 2005

Calamia

Last name of some families that generated in Sicily. Some/ most moved to America. They represent the American Italian lifestyle. Though they keep the traits of Being loud, Laughing a lot, keeping the spaghetti sauce secret, and eating lasagna every christmas eve made from scratch from Grandma. They also tend to believe that a generation in Sicily of Calamia's may have possibly been involved in the mob. And cement company jokes are a favorite with the men in the family, only when girls bring boyfriends around the family of course.

I went to the Calamia household last night.

The Calamia family is so funny!

by Aliceinmakebelieve January 4, 2010

Jim Bob Nut Calamity

The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.

David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.

by Mista Lee and Mista Brandon April 29, 2008

callam

Possibly the greatest person within a group, brilliant at whatever they turn their hand to, also referred to as 'the great one'

oh, that guy is such a callam, i iwsh i was him :(

by GRTCW November 20, 2010

Calamity

Ka•la•mi•ty ~ Unfelt love from both sides.

1: dude , i love her , but she doesn't love me.

2: i love him more than life , but he doesn't even like me.

3: You're both having the feeling of Calamity.

by jesus stylinson July 19, 2014

catlamp

Catlamps are silicone lamps that are shaped to look like a cat or a pusheen. Catlamps light up when activated and can change to a variety of colours. They are also very squishy and fun to play with.

Catlamps are also popular on YouTube, TikTok and other social media platforms.
The most popular user that owns a catlamp is a TikTokker by the name of catlampofficial.

Chloe: Oh hey what's that on your shelf?
Sophie: Oh that's my catlamp.
Chloe: That's so cool, I want one.

by ShifterYT July 5, 2020