criminal smart

Extremely clever or intelligent, to the point of scariness. Used by parent to refer to a child who figures things out and gets into mischief. May be analogous to the more familiar term "wicked", a paradoxical intensifier, as in "wicked good".

"David is criminal smart. He got into the computer and reformatted the hard drive."

by Hank S May 23, 2008

criminal breeder

A man or woman, who has child after child, with no regards to how that child is supported or raised--usually resulting in said child becoming a criminal later on in their life.

LeBron and Velveeta are such criminal breeders. He has 11 kids and she has 7 and neither of them has ever worked a day in their lives. It won't be long before those kids are serving time.

by mike87111 July 2, 2011

criminal mastermind

Criminal Mastermind:
1)The mastermind or kingpin of the criminal operations. If taken out of the loop the operation will fail.

2)To be the one who creates the blueprints or schemes of the crimes.

1)Cop1: We need to stop this drug ring down in compton
Cop2: Good idea. I'll go undercover and find the criminal mastermind

2)Criminal1:Hey man how are we going to break into the bank?
Criminal mastermind:We sneak in through the ducts at 12 am, here are the blueprints.

by Mysterious Man #6854 June 13, 2005

criminal time

to be in haste -- as in a street criminal who must do things quickly to avoid getting busted

further usage:
to be in haste when the situation is under high tension
and to be relaxed when there is no forseeable threat

we run on criminal time (we know how to kick it)

by b-razzle-dazzle July 26, 2008

criminal meow meow

A cat that lives or lives in a prison

I got my cat at the local prison I guess it's a criminal meow meow

by The immortal HH July 6, 2021

Criminal Creedz

It is an objection where gaming is not a crime but its a skill -black nigga 9/11.

I just got accused of Criminal Creedz by Captain Aiman.

by PilotJet Games April 13, 2019

Criminal Minds

What was once a very popular TV show about elite FBI profilers, now a common cultural reference to the 45th POTUS’s entire administration.

No, I couldn’t keep watching coverage of Criminal Minds, the daily newscasts have begun to wear on me to the point of causing a serious sleep disorder!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019