cranky millipede femur 

someone who is in a bad mood and likes elongated buff midgets

dont talk to me, Im cranky millipede femur rn.

cranky millipede femur by jeremy fragrence January 23, 2023

Cranky Wiggler

A chap that has no real reason to exist. He's just there. No purpose, like a tentacle-less squid rolling around on the seafloor straight into a waiting crustaceans open mouth hole.

"You are a Cranky Wiggler, Micheal."
"Cheers, let me go roll into a mouth hole."
"You do that buddy." *eye roll*

Cranky Wiggler by Dangerous Dong September 10, 2023

Cranky Pants 

a type of rather unsociable fellow who spends his miserable life saving his farts in milk bottles and putting on puppet shows with his penis.

don't get too near that cranky pants, you might catch something.

Cranky Pants by crank meister December 7, 2006

cranky pated 

A bad mood

She was cranky pated today.

cranky pated by Vegans May 13, 2021

cranky oral cavity 

Any person named Trever , refering to that person's anus as angry or upset.

Wow Trever has such a cranky oral cavity, have you seen it?

cranky oral cavity by jee lackson February 5, 2014

Cranky Grandpa 

when a guy puts his mouth over the girls vagina and she queefs directly into his mouth

I can still taste my girlfriends queef after that cranky grandpa she gave me this morning.

Cranky Grandpa by cit October 29, 2006

cranky panky 

A chronically frustrated state of physical intimacy where the participants are too tired or grumpy to have sex, but too horny to give up trying.

They were both horny as hell, but after last night's fight Carl couldn't shake his anger and Jen still wanted revenge. Stuck in bed and unable to get past first base they settled for three and a half hours of cranky panky.

cranky panky by Weathered&Pressed August 18, 2018