Being a "bro," contrary to popular belief, is not a bad thing. A real "bro" is in general, just a cool mother fucker to know. Bros know about sports in great detail and pretty much are the center of attention in everything he/she does. Only extremely lucky women/girls can be "bros." Whether it's watching a game, or engaging in general "bro-ness," bros are always doing what you wish you were doing. Being a bro comes with responsibilies: being the head bro constitutes making decisons that directly effect other bros. If you're not up to it, don't take on that task, you'll thank yourself for it later. Bros engage in bro-pong, which is a variation of beer-pong. Bro-pong isn't that much different, it's actually the same, just played with real bros. Frat backgrounds are preferred, but no necessary. Basically, being a bro is the preferred status of men 18-30. If you're in your 40's and still consider yourself a bro, you are too old. Put down the beer bong, and go pick your kids up from soccer practice.
"Bro, today I watched the Tigers beat the Yankees."
"Really? Bro, they suck!"
"I am glad to have a bro like you (girl/guy)."
"Really? Bro, they suck!"
"I am glad to have a bro like you (girl/guy)."
by Head Bro of Bro-ness January 29, 2010
Fags that drive dumb/gay trucks, wear dumb/ugly trying to be thug clothes, think there hard when there softer then cotton, and live in the "IE", Riverside, Orange, San Diego, and Ventura Counties. Also get the worst and ugliest girls called "bro hos".
Yooo bro, Matt, i just got my F150 lifted and painted black with flames. Now i can transport my bike to the trials in style along with my new SRH hatt. SICK!
by Claudio Vincenzo August 22, 2007
1. see douche
2.A bro is usually a white male who's dress consists typically of an overly tight hat, khaki shorts, flip flops/sandels, and a rugby/abercrombie/logo T;
"shades" are optional. Often seen "popping their collars", throwing their hats to the side, and being overtly obnoxious and/or cocky. Typical conversations are of beer pong and spotting catch phrases such as "Shit BRO!" or "I got so wasted playing beer pong Bro". They listen to bands such as Three Days Grace, or any other "hard rock" band; also brag about any sessions of exercise.
2.A bro is usually a white male who's dress consists typically of an overly tight hat, khaki shorts, flip flops/sandels, and a rugby/abercrombie/logo T;
"shades" are optional. Often seen "popping their collars", throwing their hats to the side, and being overtly obnoxious and/or cocky. Typical conversations are of beer pong and spotting catch phrases such as "Shit BRO!" or "I got so wasted playing beer pong Bro". They listen to bands such as Three Days Grace, or any other "hard rock" band; also brag about any sessions of exercise.
"Sup Bro?! You wanna bro it up with the bros? We're goin over to some bro's house with some bros later!"
"I'M SO DRUNK BRO!"
"Yeah bro.. I listen to Three Days Grace, AND I work out..and what!?"
"I'M SO DRUNK BRO!"
"Yeah bro.. I listen to Three Days Grace, AND I work out..and what!?"
by AAnonymousssss October 3, 2008
A de-evolution of the typical White male, into a retarded, mongoloid animal that runs straight on Coors and weed. Most real Motocrossers hate Bros because they all suck at riding but say that they don't. Some Bros can be classified as wiggers, which is odd because they are extremely racist. They drive 20" lifted trucks that never see dirt yet boast about how they did 8 backflips at Glamis. They like to start stuff with people for no reason on the way you look even though they look about ten times as gay as you could ever dream of making yourself look. Their slutty jizz jar female followers known as "Brohos" are dumb bimbos that just want to get fucked and have some sense of an identity.
My girlfriend was real cool until she started wearing SoCal shit and started hanging out with a couple Bros and wanted me to start shopping at No Fear, so I dumped her slutty ass.
I might also mention that about 4 of my really good friends degenerated into Bros a couple years ago and they now work in either commercial construction or a No Fear store... If your friends start showing signs of Bro degeneratingness, it would be best to put them down.
I might also mention that about 4 of my really good friends degenerated into Bros a couple years ago and they now work in either commercial construction or a No Fear store... If your friends start showing signs of Bro degeneratingness, it would be best to put them down.
by Gregs Legs June 24, 2008
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