Blursturbate

To beat off so fast that your jacking arm looks like a blur.

I saw Eugene blursturbate in the bathroom. His arm looked like Bruce Lee's in Enter the Dragon. Man he can pull that pud mighty fast.

by Grub Worm (OG Shapecity) March 21, 2015

Blursed

When something or someone is both blessed and cursed

You, reading this is now pronounced as, blursed

by Jefffffyyyyyy October 17, 2020

blurst

A mixture between burst and blast; when someone enters a room quickly.

Jamie: I'm going to move this box out the way in case James blursts through the door.

by Peter J Williams January 7, 2008

blurpskin

When your sitting on the crapper, getting a blow job, and taking a crap at the same time.

Guy 1:Dude! I so got a blurpskin last night!

Guy 2:Uh....yeah, that would be great if you would've just told me you got head dude. I didn't need to know the other half...

by Popcon77 February 9, 2009

Blurds

Blended, blurred or otherwise reassembled words typically found on Web 2.0 or social networking sites.

Shoutlet
Youlicit
Coffeenatic
Glogster
Fawnt

Most people barely recognize new Web 2.0 blurds.

by Alison Brooks April 14, 2008

Blursed

This YouTube slash watch slash UXcN7gLaI20

The click’s new video is so blursed YouTube slash watch slash UXcN7gLaI20

by MagentaPuppy September 26, 2020

Blurst

Combination of bleeding while at the same time bursting. Usually refers to the bursting of blood out one's crevices. Can sometime relate to periods, or large fits of laughter, zit poppings, deficating, or throwing up.

I went to the bathroom and blursted all over the toilets.

by BlurstingBall May 6, 2010