blurking

The act of getting a blow job and playing a video game at the same time.

Chad is blurking it out with Melanie right now.

by Blurking December 4, 2015

blurbing

to try and figure out a way to get someone to text you back in a way that seems nonchalant and doesn’t come off annoying

friend: what are you doing?
you: tryna get ... to text me back
friend: quit blurbing dumbass

by rileyblanchard November 2, 2019

Blarting

When you fart and there is blood

After that kfc trip i've been blarting nonstop for 13 hours

by biggamer23 May 20, 2021

blurring your face

When someone blurs their face on their profile picture, it means they’re probably ugly as fuck and are very insecure.

“Why are you blurring your face on your profile picture?”
“I’m ugly as fuck, can’t you see?.”

by berdz May 21, 2022

blurbing

when partaking in the act of blurbing youre batty hole expands bubbly gas while your piss hole (urethra) burns of nitrogen oxide

all me and my hoimes love blurbing

by juicydongdoingtheblurb November 11, 2022

Brurting

Verb: The act of breathing in the stank on someone's feet . Brurting is commonly done by children with friends because they don't know the effect of brurting and teens (specifically eshays) at parties. Be warned we you brurt it can cause a trigger response in uncultured airways and make you throw up, repulsing your brurting partner.

John: hey bro want to come to the brurting party tonight?

Jake: yesh braa it'll be the best eshay party ever

Or

Jenny: hi bobby I saw my big brother breathe in his friends foot stank want to try it sounds good

Booby: of course I'll try!

by Your dear john July 13, 2023

Burting Off

A term used in place of "Jerking off", coined during season 3 of online reality show "FishTank Live", made popular by contestant Burt, a black, urban, ripped trainer, schizophrenic bisexual man, who's main source of income is sex work (mainly cuck-based escapades"

"Is he really 'burting off', minutes after discovering there are cameras in every room"

"I refused to sleep in the penthouse bed, due to all of Burt's splurt on the sheets; he was burtin' it this morning."

by unofficialDefinitions November 24, 2024