pig bloppa whoppa

The severely degrading act of simultaneously giving someone a pig blap and a whoppa whoppa.

I owned Nate last night. After he stole my beer I pig bloppa whoppa'd his sorry ass!

by Alex the Word Master November 27, 2007

Blumpatola

The act of receiving a blowjob while taking a dump and wearing a towel around your head.

Scott enjoyed coming home from work, pulling a towel out of the hamper, and receiving a blumpatola from his partner.

by Blumpster September 3, 2009

blipped

to be fucked or wasted

oh shit, im fucking blipped man

by Aaron May 19, 2003

Blumpelstiltskins

To administer a blow job to a defecating garden gnome or a very short and stubby man.

I had such a wild night last night, dude, I gave mad blumpelstiltskins to the Johnson's lawn ornament, and I liked it. Needless to say, I expect that they would return the favor with a cup of sugar sometime down the road.

by Proudest Citizen November 10, 2005

Blumperation

The act of throwing a party or celebration for a friend who has just recieved a blumpkin.

"Dude, Matt just got a blumpkin and we are throwing a blumperation. Can you bring the chips?"

by Jolly Jose June 2, 2007

Blipples

When a girl's nipples over shadow her areolas she ceases to have nipples. She has blipples.

Her blipples made it look as if two big ass prunes were accurately thrown at her chest.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

blump

Getting a blow job while taking a dump

by Anonymous August 12, 2003