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Obamainable Blackman

A black man who voted for President Obama strictly because he is black.
Ted: I Voted for Obama.

Bill: Yeah because you are an Obamainable Blackman
by iliketurtles9 August 17, 2010
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BlackMan

Related to Batman, he works at night where he can't be seen, usually seen near dark allyways and dimly lit streets, likes shanking and slappin bitches.
The Blackman is seen in the south and the hood, and likes to do hoodrat things.
by Fruity Ninga, August 7, 2011
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Bachman

An inherently closeted gay man who is married to a woman.
Larry Craig was revealed to be Bachman after a misadventure in an airport restroom.
by notabachman July 17, 2011
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blackman's blazer

The act of setting fire to someone else's pubic hair. Based on the feisty attitude of Honor Blackman when playing the character Pussy Galore in the Bond film, Goldfinger.

Less commonly known as "Pussy's Payback". Usually performed as an act of revenge or as a sexual kink.
I went home with that girl I met on Tinder but she was a bit of a pyro- she ended up giving me a Blackman's Blazer! I can't get the smell out of my carpet!
by Dave-The-Bantmeister January 27, 2017
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bachmannoid

Supporters of the daranged congresswoman from Minnesota's sixth district.
It is amazing that there are enough bachmannoids in Minnesota's sixth district to re-elect an obviously dangerous rightwing nutjob.
by bullet88 August 25, 2009
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Bachmann

Bachmann

A common sense, pro-Constitution politician who is frequently slandered by those who oppose freedom and the concept of individual liberties.

Anyone who opposes the homosexual agenda - a platform taken up by the most radical anti-Americans in their quest to destroy society - and refuses to help the "politically correct" bastardize normality.

A non-Kenyan who actually believes in the American ideals set forth in our nation's Constitution.

The political, and intellectual, opposite to the illegal Kenyan, bastard son of a whore, Marxist, terrorist-supporting, TelePrompter-dependent, community organizing, pile of excrement currently fouling the people's house.

Someone - usually a politician - who is not infected with the freedom-killing disease known as liberalism.

A person who is not the recipient of government enforced racism - the polar opposite of the brown stain who is illegaly occupying the Whitehouse.

Michelle Bachmann - Congresswoman who proudly supports our Constitution while tirelessly fighting the anti-American
Michelle Bachmann - Congresswoman from MN. Avid supporter of the Constitution
by Chuck Schumer July 25, 2011
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Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.
Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!
by d00wrag February 22, 2011
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