Blastoise

The act of when you go under water and you fuck a minor and When you jizz you yell blastoise!

Girl:yes yes harder
Jizzes

Man:BLASTOISE!

by Dysduifjfg October 16, 2019

Blastoise

To forget proper etiquette when overcome with interest in or admiration for a new technology. Understood to be at best a faux pas, at worst a sin. Of Victorian origin.

To blastoise is to blaspheme, gentlemen, against good Mother Nature, and against your humanity.

by Dhakian April 8, 2016

Blastoise

Well, It's when your cum overloads and makes triplets in a bitch.

I accidentally Blastoised in my new bitch!

by Avery Fucking Price May 22, 2018

Blastoise

The the act of fucking your girlfriend in the ass.

I wish I blastoised my girlfriend

by Rjette15 March 8, 2019

Big Man Blastoise

A term used to describe someone who exudes unstoppable energy and confidence, often handling challenges with the same overwhelming power and cool demeanor as the Pokémon Blastoise. Can also refer to someone who takes charge in tough situations, acting as the "tank" in a group dynamic.

Jake rolled up to the basketball court like a Big Man Blastoise, hitting three-pointers and blocking every shot like it was nothing.

by Space_turtle January 27, 2025

dominique pelicot is blastoise

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😱:dominique pelicot is blastoise

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

Blastoise

When you're having sex with a girl and you're about to nut and you scream "HYDRO PUMP" before you give her a creampie.

Guy 1 - "Yo I would totally give that girl a Blastoise"
Girl 1 - "Go get her then pussy, you won't"

Guy 1 - "Fuck you I'm gonna do it now!" *Leaves*

Girl 2 - "He's such a fuckboi lol"

by HoboJuice April 8, 2019