John Bender

1. (Noun); A character in the 1985 movie, the Breakfast Club, categorized as 'the Criminal'.

2. (Verb); To do acts in the likeness of John Bender.

1. Smoke up, Johnny!

2. You just lit your cigarette on the boot you lit on fire? Dude, so John Bender!

by Marty J A December 20, 2006

bender

1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.

3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.

1. What? Monday off?! I'll be on a three-day bender.

2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender.

3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

by AJ Barrow July 15, 2008

Bender in a Bun

A mouth-watering, all-pork sausage, served curled in a white bun with cheese, sliced tomato, onions and ketchup.

''Nowhere does sausage anymore. I'm really craving a good meaty one''

''Nah mate, I went down to Wimpy's and had a Bender in a Bun yesterday''

by Moly&Durgs May 13, 2013

hetro bender

The ability to turn an otherwise "straight" person, making them gain a ticket for the gay bus for unspecified period of time.

have you met her? She's turned more woman than she's had hot dinners. She's a right hetro bender

by Sweeny the hetro bender todd April 21, 2016

yoyo bender

This is when a group of farmies who go into the yoyo comic con and rave over the best yoyo to ever exist. It is also a competition to see who can bend like the craziest yoyo. This is called the yoyo bender comp.

1:yo bro you seen this yoyo

2:ye bro its sick brotha, can you bend like that yoyo brotha, you can do the yoyo bender comp!
1:ye brotha, i'm slick

by bored-in-health January 20, 2020

screaming bender

an over the top gay man, referring to the result of taking a large one up the chuff

he's a right screaming bender he is.

by franz krippler June 11, 2006

leg benders

Knees

-Originated from VG Cats

Man1: *smashes Man2 in the knees with a baseball bat*
Man2: "GAHH! MY LEG BENDERS!!!"

by Graham T C November 13, 2005