beertologist

an expert drinker who knows weird facts about beer

guy 1: yo Christina got drunk and told me the freezing point of beer

guy 2: wow she must be a beertologist

by kybriefwarrior May 2, 2011

beerious

Serious as fuck,drunk as fuck

There are no dutches!
ARE U BEERIOUS

by GMOBNUGGAS January 9, 2008

Beeriod

Any red, fruit-flavoured Belgian beer, preferably one of the scary opaque ones.

Served in a glass, looks like hell. Typically strong enough to fell a cow the cloudy shit guarantees a massive hangover.

PW drank 8 pints of beeriod last night; he wasn't so much on the rag as on the carpet.

by Hoger the German February 26, 2010

beeriod

Guy's have beeriods, when they don't have beer. Sobriety. Get kinda cranky.

I think I'm on my beeriod, lets hit up the liqour store.

We need more beer, if chris has his beeriod, its kinda suck for everyone else.

by chris June 30, 2007

beeriously

A serious need for adult libation.

Dude: Oh man, it's 5 o'clock on a Friday! Let's get out of here and hit happy hour!
Bro: Beeriously!

by theonlykiel October 14, 2008

Beeriod

A "Beeriod" is what you call the period of time when you and the group of friends you are with are finishing drinks at the same time.

"I need another drink" says the man. "So do we" replies the group of friends. "We must be getting our beeriod" says the man.

by Eli N. January 4, 2009

Beeriod

A period of time when men drink beer.

Girl: I'm in a bad mood ... I'm on my period

Guy: too bad for you I'm happy I'm on my beeriod.

by Beeriod September 22, 2014