hispes

The variation of the herpes virus that guys get.

Girl: What's that nasty sore on your mouth?
Guy: Oh, my hispes is flaring up.

by theonlykiel June 25, 2008

beeriously

A serious need for adult libation.

Dude: Oh man, it's 5 o'clock on a Friday! Let's get out of here and hit happy hour!
Bro: Beeriously!

by theonlykiel October 14, 2008