Banner Elk Suprise

The Banner Elk Suprise is preformed when a man is having sex with a woman doggy style and then places his thumbs together with the nails facing each other. Then the man places the thumbs in the womans anus while spreading the remaining fingers apart to resemble the antlers of an elk.
This act was made famous by a few great men in Banner Elk North Carolina

After a romantic trip to the mountain town of Banner Elk Don gave his girlfriend Peggy the Banner Elk Suprise so that she would always remember the great times they had.

by Neil Sleight August 30, 2008

Bayern Munich

Bayern Munich is the team that humiliates every club.

Buddy 1: As you are a Bayern Munich what does Bayen likes?
Buddy 2:Bayern likes to humiliate every club. ( Barcelona,Arsenal,Tottenham,Chelsea left the chat ).

by Dark Humour December 30, 2020

banner bombing

On the latest version of facebook, there is a banner of your 5 most recently tagged photos. This is a way in which someone can gain a first glimpse at who you are. This also is something that can be taken advantage of, in the form of Banner Bombing. Banner Bombing is when you create an album such as the following, https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.2229722906750.2132312.1358168227, which allows you to make their banner into something hilarious. Our banner of choice was a cartoon drawn penis. This is fun to do your friends, co-workers, ex-girlfriends, and your even your enemies.

Banner Bombing, The latest Facebook trend!

Example One:
-Jane is facebook creeping on her friends sally. She then clicks a comment by nick on one of sallys status'.

-Jane is instanly horrified at the large genitalia looking right at her at the top of nick's profile page.

Example Two:
--James wakes up in the morning after a good night sleep.

--James decides to log onto facebook, and is greeted with, "You have 5 new tagged photos!"

--James gets excited to see what they are, he soon finds out that he has been a victim of banner bombing

by NickKMarcD June 30, 2011

Barner's Law

Barner's Law states that eventually, no matter if the odds are even beyond impossible, the outcome of a situation is bound to change. This is most commonly used during the ESPN Streak for the Cash game. Depsite a team's record, composure, ability, experience, or any other factor to be considered, Barner's Law states that while on Streak for the Cash, this team will eventually experience the second outcome (ie. if the team is winning a lot, they will lose, or vice versa.). See also law of averages

After winning most of the games in the world cup, The Netherlands felt the effect of Barner's Law and lost in the finals.

by Beasta123 July 17, 2010

Bainer

Extension of baines, used to describe someone who achieves something legitimate.

Guy 1: "Did you hear about Sam?"

Guy 2: "No, what's he done this time?"
Guy 1: "He only went and hit the gym early this morning, smashed out a 130kg bench and then hit the libes for 6 hours to get some savage work done before tonight."
Guy 2: "Fuck me, that guy is such a bainer!"

by legitabainer September 23, 2012

Basners

A Basners is a type of creature that believes in eating the whole pizza, included the crust. Crusts are the best part of the pizza, their crunchy and full of Christmas. Basners gives out booklets to her neighbors on why crust lives matter. Her neighbors tend to avoid her because of this. Basners also find people who take the cheese off their pizza disgusting. “No normal human beans do that, it’s a disgrace to humanity.” - actual quote from a Basners

Random kid who throws his pizza crust out:

Basners: STOP. DROP. AND ROLl.
Also Basners: And take your hands out of your pants, that’s not how you get the girls.

by Dead goldfish April 14, 2019

Bannerton

To know you simply cannot do something so you don’t even try

Tomas bannertoned the biochemistry

by Choc12345678 May 16, 2019