bashing the bish

For a male to masturbate. The glans of a penis resembles a bishop's mitre.

"I was bashing the bish last night. Almost as good as pussy!"

by erotica69 September 17, 2005

Bachint

The perfect individual. Equipped with gun-like biceps-piercing eyes, he is not one to underestimate. His unmatched perspicacity coupled with his sheer indefatigability makes him a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor. He is dangerously good at everything

random 1 - OMG he is a bachint
random 2 - yes, he is the best

by kanyewest1over March 5, 2023

boner bashing

the act of slamming the head of ones penis into the head of anthers

"i was boner bashing yesterday and now my dick hurts"

by Xx.god.xX December 27, 2013

paki bashing

A pass time once common in U.K. and Canadian cities where drunken white youths would lay the boots to an unsuspecting Pakistani refugee.

Let's have a few beer and go paki bashing, eh?

by left4ded April 17, 2005

bashing the monkey

Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.

"Hey, where's Keith?"
"I heard he is upset, so odds are he is probably bashing the monkey."

by KeithTheGospelRapper September 15, 2013

msn bashing

The act of sending a stream of single word messages via instant messenger. This causes the receiving party to hear multiple new message notification sounds which is fuckin irritating.

someone
sends
you
a
sentence
in
msn
and
uses
one
message
for
each
word
which
ends
up
bashing
your
msn. This is msn bashing

by mayurfb December 1, 2007

bashin'

The immeasurably pleasurable act of destroying a mailbox using one of the following:
-The basball bat (classic, held in the hands and used to thoroughly beat the shit out of the box)

-The rock (thrown from a moving vehicle, the rock can be found almost anywhere in nature)

-The computer monitor or other electronic office equipment (hilarious reaction when old lady comes out and discovers a large screen embedded deep within her box)

-Racoon (just plain ridiculous)

So after we're done chugging this large clay bottle of XXX whiskey, lets go out bashin' for a while.

by Bark Momgaurd June 26, 2005