barenutz

Unprotected sex from a guy's perspective.

Ex:

Guy 1: Oh lord, what have I done?

Guy 2: Are you still thinking about last night?

Guy 1: Yeah dude, I just remembered, I went in barenutz on her.

Guy 2: You better smarten up!

by LoopDit July 13, 2012

All-Brent Team

college basketball players, almost always from the big ten, whom brent musburger loves and worships. his face is surgically attached to their asses. he will usually come up with nicknames for them or get extremely excited when they make average plays or check in to the game. the 2008 all-brent team consists of michael flowers(Wisconsin), Goran Suton (Mich. St.), Joe Krabbenhoft (Wisconsin), Robbie Hummel (Purdue), and Brent's player of the year- D.J. White (Indiana). All of these players have some skill, but in brents eyes they may as well be the best players to pick up a basketball.

(michael flowers checks in)
Brent: "FOLKS, HERE COMES THE BEST ON BALL DEFENDER IN ALL OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL!!! WHY ISNT THERE A SPOT ON THE ALL-AMERICAN TEAM FOR HIM? what d'ya think pardner??"
Pardner: (confused by the sudden erection in brents pants, has no idea how to respond to his love for players on the All-Brent Team, and says nothing)




(Goran Suton checks out with 5 points, 4 assists, 4 rebounds, and a blocked shot)
Brent: Pardner! LOOK AT THAT STAT LINE!! OOOOO MERCY, EVERY PLAYER IN AMERICA WISHES THEY COULD HAVE THOSE SOLID NUMBERS NIGHT IN AND NIGHT OUT!
Pardner: (confused by brents man crush with one of his all brent players, the pardner simply stares at brent)

by Jack Arute October 19, 2008

Brent Faiyaz

The man that saved everyone's life once you hear his majestic voice.

Someone: Who's Brent Faiyaz ? Me: The love of my life, my man, my whole world.

by lover girl over a curly head October 9, 2022

Brently

Absolutely fucking awesome in every way, shape, and form. literally the coolest kid you will ever know.

i am so awesome my parents shoulda named me brently

by mojo motors March 17, 2009

Brent Wilson

Ex bass player of Panic! At The Disco.
Replaced by J-Walk Jon Walker
Last seen working at a Mickey Ds in Vegas.
Lawlz JK
only notrly

Brent:Hi may I take your order? *wink*
Kid: Lawlz no Brent Wilson.

by Sara D. September 27, 2006

Brent Celek

Tight End for the Philadelphia Eagles. He jumps over people, plows them over, and leaves a path of destruction that is only matched by a Category 5 Hurricane. He also has been known to make members of the female gender faint by them looking at him. Also synonymous with the words awesome and man.

Brent Celek trucked over Keith Brooking, jumped over Mike Jenkins, and injured every single Dallas Cowboy on his way to scoring a 99 yard touchdown.

by eaglemaniac814 May 5, 2010

brent wilson

A whiny little bitch that used to play bass for Panic! at the Disco but was asked to leave because he's a complete douchebag.

At this point in time, both he AND his douchebag brother Blake are still beating the poor, dead horse; there is going to be an interview featuring Brent in the upcoming issue of Alternative Press.

Apparently, he and his brother are immature five year olds that don't know how to let things go. They occasionally send updates to random (and when I say "random" I mean all two of them) Brent-centered communities on LiveJournal, which are mostly populated by retarded twelve year olds.

Person A: Dude, did you hear what that ex-Panic! douchebag has been up to now?

Person B: Oh, you mean that pathetic Brent Wilson guy?

by oicwydt February 25, 2008