Barney

The slang term for a bumbling, inept or overly excitable law enforcement officer.

The term Barney is based on the character Barney Fife on the Andy Grifith Show.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 6, 2022

Barney Rubble

COCKNEY - trouble; part of the so-callen "rhyming slang" from London. Often the second, rhyming part is left off to confuse outsiders even more.

Ohh, we're in barney rubble now.

or (more commonly)

Now we're really in barney.

by MikeyC January 20, 2004

Top Banner

Something that fucking banging/immense/sick!

Wooaah, Top Banner!!!

by Meat face January 10, 2008

barney fife

An inexperienced or imcompetent police officer, more likely to be found on a small town police force or rural sheriff's department than in a big city. Derived from a character played by Don Knotts on the old Andy Griffith show.

That hayseed deputy who pulled me over last week was a real barney fife.

by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005

banner day

This phrase is used to describe the kind of excellent day or occurrence that deserves a banner hung in a prominent place in the home, as if to mark a celebratory occasion.

"I got his phone number and then he also said he wants to meet up later too! Banner day!"

by Mega Huge May 20, 2014

Barney Cannon

When a cock ring is on so tight your dick turns purple like a big purple dinasaur and right before climax you laugh like Barney and your girl turns around and you pull the cock ring off . Then blow it on her face hence the cannon

I was gave this chick the Barney Cannon last night.

by Mr cannon June 8, 2009

Barney Bunch

A group of people who make funny YouTube videos. The videos consists of childhood characters, mostly Drew Pickles from the Rugrats but also Barney the Dinosaur, Ronald McDonald (who they also call "The Penis Clown"), and a creepy looking picture of a masturbating cartoon clown called Dick the Clown. Occasionally other pick-on targets are thrown in, such as Bob Saget, Zac Efron, Tila Tequila, and Chris Crocker. In the videos, which make use of Speakonia or other text-to-speech software, the characters discuss their homosexual actions, often accompanied with suggestive noises with interspersed comments. Often the pictures are vandalized for dramatic effect. The self-proclaimed "leader" of the bunch is someone by the name of "L". See also: Secret Missing Episode and YouTube Poop.

Check out my new Barney Bunch video, "Drew Pickles Gets Gay with Ronald McDonald!"

by RedBlade7 April 2, 2008