Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.

Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"

by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025

big ball syndrome

When someone needs to feel bigger and more powerful than others.

OMG Paul is always trying to be little me to make himself better! He must have "big ball syndrome".

by Real_Man_12 March 6, 2018

Sweaty ball syndrome

Sweaty ball syndrome or SBS is what happens when you get done with a workout and your balls are just dripping sweat, it also happens when you play sports or sleep.

Me: Dude! After that workout I have some severe Sweaty ball syndrome!
Friend: You mean SBS?

Hey babe, after sleeping last night I have some major SBS.

by Pl33o4 April 22, 2021

dog-ball syndrome

A person with financial or otherwise privilege acts in ANY manner they choose, simply because they are able to.
"Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can!"

"He just got that lambo...why did he get it painted like a hot wheels toy?"

"Dog-ball syndrome"

by Mountain_god October 19, 2013

Golden Ball Syndrome

When a man believes that he is in complete control of his child or children along with their mother. He will continue this belief rather he is in a relationship with the child’s mother or not. Often using the child for their own gain. A female version of this syndrome would be Golden Uterus Syndrome.

Golden ball syndrome: “I can do whatever I want regardless of any opinion or court order”

by Island_Girl98 January 29, 2022

Pale Ball Syndrome

A syndrome occurring to a man who does not sun his balls. Most typically known as a: soyboy, little bitch, high estrogen levels, a loser

Miami guy1: Did you see Billy Corben crying again on Twitter?

Miami guy2: Bro, did I. That’s every day, that guy has major pale ball syndrome

by WJHTS August 9, 2022

Eight ball syndrome

Eight Ball Syndrome

When you normally play billiards quite well, but when it comes down to you and the black - you choke.

Eight Ball Syndrome

by my mAin Hack September 2, 2017