barterballing

the action of trading testicles with another man to increase/decrease size or increase/decrease amount of semen produced

Sam and I were barterballing yesterday and my stitches from the operation are still sore.

by the clit commander1 June 22, 2011

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Bacterium

Bacterium is a bi-gendered creature, most often found in zombies. It is most often pink, but oftentimes green.

"Dude, I can't tell whether thats a girl or a boy!"
"Yep, thats a total bacterium..."

by FelixPhoenix October 15, 2006

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Bactria is present day Northern Afghanistan and parts of Tajikistan, Iran, and Uzbekistan. The Balkh region is the heart of it all. Alexander the Great died in Bactria, thus his army was left stranded. Alexanders army settled in in the Persian province. Balkh is heavily influenced by the Greek culture. This is where Greek and Persia united sharing ideas, food, language, culture etc.
Gengish Khan and the Mongols destroyed Bactria. They were never able to restore to its former glory.

Bactrians are Greco-Persians. They speak the original Persian and are descended from Greece.

Sofia: I'm Bactrian.
Bob: What's that?
Sofia: Greco-Persian.
Bob: That's so cool.

by AnnSophia November 14, 2011

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Fabulous Bacteria

This specimen is very small (almost miniscule to the human eye) and has an extremely high pitched voice that could shatter a window or make your head explode. Called fabulous because some may think she's cute,however most would disagree.

"see that girl Melissa over there she's a fabulous bacteria ain't that fit though."

by That one really depressed kid November 20, 2017

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