Wipe, Baby Wipe, Shower

The approved method to rid your bunghole of democrat (shit).

You must wipe, baby wipe, shower to properly clean your ass post defecation.

by Rev Sharpton October 12, 2025

Baby Shower

When an elderly male receives a rather large facial from a fertile young stud, precisely a young man that is still in highschool

“Ricky performed a Baby Shower on his distant uncle a day prior to his highschool prom”

by Appalachian Train Master March 20, 2024

Baby shower

When someone takes a massive shit and is proud enough that they gather multiple people to see, the gathering is known as a baby shower. Common gifts include a Chipotle gift card, laxatives, and toilet paper.

The other day Rick called us all into the bathroom for a baby shower. His turd was as big as a pringles can!

by Youwantdrpinn February 28, 2026