A once prospering city in Western New York State that has been hopelessly reduced to a rotting, smelly, crime-ridden pile of shit; thanks in part to a Mayor with the intellect and mannerisms of Bullwinkle the Moose. He continually shrugs his shoulders in awe of his own ineptness, and keeps a stack of index cards with his standard "spin" responses to any substantive questions.
Buffalo is going nowhere but down, because no politician wants to get his/her prints on this trainwreck. If you find yourself traveling the I-90 towards Buffalo, just keep on driving.
Buffalo is going nowhere but down, because no politician wants to get his/her prints on this trainwreck. If you find yourself traveling the I-90 towards Buffalo, just keep on driving.
Mathematical formula:
Mayor of Buffalo X 3 terms divided by number of jobs lost squared, subtract 54 percent in population drop, add political stupidity and corruption to an exponent of 50 = The stench that is the city of Buffalo
Mayor of Buffalo X 3 terms divided by number of jobs lost squared, subtract 54 percent in population drop, add political stupidity and corruption to an exponent of 50 = The stench that is the city of Buffalo
by beastfan August 12, 2004
by trucker jim July 07, 2013
To have sex in a snowbank. Perhaps derives from Buffalo, NY, the freaking snow capital of the world. This is a common practice amongst bored college freshman in rural areas.
by Ugh! November 14, 2006
by the biddeford sluts January 08, 2011
Buffalo is the definition of "used to".
Buffalo used to be cool.
It used to be semi-prosperous.
It used to be respectable.
It used to be inhabitable.
I'm not saying that if Scott Norwood makes that kick anything changes, but it wouldn't have made things worse.
The blue-collar factories and steel industry are, for the most part, long dead.
The political situation in Buffalo is, for lack of better words, a filthy stinking cesspool of overspending, patronage, and pork.
The inner city is a wasteland of crime, poverty, drugs. They could have saved it, revitalized the whole damn thing, but instead of building the University Center at Buffalo actually IN Buffalo, they built it in the suburbs.
I'm not going to go into the weather. Let's leave it at: when you can't remember what spring feels like, you know you're in Buffalo.
Buffalo used to be cool.
It used to be semi-prosperous.
It used to be respectable.
It used to be inhabitable.
I'm not saying that if Scott Norwood makes that kick anything changes, but it wouldn't have made things worse.
The blue-collar factories and steel industry are, for the most part, long dead.
The political situation in Buffalo is, for lack of better words, a filthy stinking cesspool of overspending, patronage, and pork.
The inner city is a wasteland of crime, poverty, drugs. They could have saved it, revitalized the whole damn thing, but instead of building the University Center at Buffalo actually IN Buffalo, they built it in the suburbs.
I'm not going to go into the weather. Let's leave it at: when you can't remember what spring feels like, you know you're in Buffalo.
Stewardess: Due a a freak blizzard in May, we cannot take off. Enjoy Buffalo.
Passenger: Buffalo?! What a shithole...
Passenger: Buffalo?! What a shithole...
by Master Control March 17, 2005
a city in western new york that used to be fairly decent. now it's mostly made up of ghettos, and closed down or extremely old rotting buildings. in the really bad ghettos you'll see VERY interesting people. the hsbc arena (where a lot of the huge local concerts/sports games here take place) is mostly surrounded by TONS of huge hideous factories (like the "ho oats" factory) that look as if they've been closed for 50 years(and they probably have been). but the hsbc arena itself is really nice. in buffalo you're likely to see some really nice places smack dab in the middle of the worst shithole. western new york is also the only fucking place in the country where you can get sunburnt AND frostbitten within a 3-day period. people used to be able to get jobs no matter what, but now most people are forced to work in shitty chemical factories (or some sort of factory that's actually OPEN) while still shitloads of people are being laid off every day. niagara falls is obviously really close to buffalo, and it isn't much better, but in the outskirts there's a lot less ghettos.
yesterday when i was driving home from work i saw a man in an orange radiation suit pushing a shopping cart down the sidewalk talking to himself.
(now i really DID see that)
(now i really DID see that)
by melissa g. April 25, 2005
A sketchy blue collar town in the heart of western New York. The place smells like piss but has some great restaurants.
by Johnny America December 11, 2018