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Boy Scout Bureaucracy

A heirarchy within an organisation which serves only to reward members by awarding token power, perks or responsibility based on attributes such as age or long service, rather than competency.

Although its name is derived from the award of rank within the Boy Scouts, the Boy Scout Bureaucracy is prevalent in many (usually amateur) groups and organisations, such as church groups, the WI, or any other situation which requires a committee or old age pensioners.
The tough kids always sit at the back of the bus due to the operation of a boy scout bureaucracy.

"Why do I have to clean out the fryers?"
"Because I said so, and I've got 3 stars on my badge and you've only got 2."

The new landlord of the pub wanted to install a jukebox, but the locals wouldn't allow it.

How come that kid always choses the music in the common room?
Dunno, he just does. Boy scout bureauocracy I guess.

"You can't sit there, that's Old Bert's seat."
"I can't see his name on it"
"Move or there'll be troube - he always sits there."
by DoMe32 March 4, 2010
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Boy Scout Code of Honor

The Boy Scout Code of Honor or BSCOH is a code of honor in when an individual encounters another males genitalia, they must respond with a visual presentation of their own genitalia of what they saw. (penis for penis, testicle for testicle). The individual must present theirs to the others in the name of their honor. This phrase was made popular from the show Workaholics. Participating individuals are in no form homosexual for following this code. No judgemental comments or teasing.
Jack: oh shit i just saw your dick!
Mitch: Boy Scout Code of Honor!!! Now you have to show me yours!
Jack: fine
(shows penis)
by Perfecttimes June 30, 2011
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Boyscouts of America

A very misunderstood organization that instills morales and values into the male youth of America. It is often look down upon as uncool and homosexual due to things such as merit badges and week long all boy scout camps. In the long run, colleges and business think very highly of Eagle Scouts.
Tom: Hey Johnny, what did you do at scout camp, make lanyards and baskets?

Johnny: No, I spent the night in the mountains with my troop.

Tom: HA! You slept in the mountains with a bunch of guys? What a fag!

Johnny: Dude, I'll be the one laughing when I'm the CEO of a company and you're working at McDonalds.

*10 years later Johnny drives his Mercedes through a McDonald's drive through*

Johnny: Oh hi Tom! So you work at a McDonalds?

Tom: Yea....HEY am I still able to join the Boyscouts of America?

Johnny: No sorry! You have to be 18 or younger to earn Eagle!

Tom: Aw dam. I guess I'll join the coastguard then!
by BlueSharpie22 August 17, 2011
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changsta boy scout

chinese gangsta that is a member of a boy scout troop and believes it is gangsta to be a boy scout. He would like to hook up with non gangsta girl scouts.
"That kid with the boy scout shirt hanging around his neck is such a changsta!"
by Troop 129 June 4, 2005
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boy scout cookie

The bits of poop that come out of a scout when he tries fisting for the first time, usually at a Jamboree.
Of course I get more action than you guys. I was only like 10 when I got my boy scout cookie.
by RuinousPowersOfChildhood January 2, 2018
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boy scout camp

A place for scouts to go to learn and earn merit badges. Only catch? it isn't boy scouts, it's just scouts. So now you can canoodle with a female scout and earn the astronomy merit badge at the same time!
"I went to Boy Scout Camp this past summer and earned so many badges.
by Alvyhood March 18, 2020
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Boy scout camp

A place where troops of boy scouts go for a week in the middle of the summer. Each troop sends a group varying in size, some can barely fill a tent while some outnumber the entire staff. The place reeks of sweat and tortured souls, and the latrines smell even worse. Kids leave after having a week of traumatic memories and are never themselves again. Make sure to check out:

-The Trading post, unless it's been robbed
-The campwide relay
-the staff not giving a shit
-the staff giving too many shits
-The one troop that causes chaos all week and the troop that's late to everything
-11yr olds fighting with 17yr olds
-mosquitos
-staff skits
-falling into the latrine
Kid 1: what happened to Todd? he hasn't been the same recently, seems shaken.
Kid 2: I heard he has PTSD from Boy scout camp.
Kid 3: Apparently he lost 80% of his blood to mosquitoes
by drzech April 29, 2020
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