to bottle

To do well (football team) all season then blow it at the end. e.g. I see your team did a Derby County and bottled it again.

To Bottle. I see your team did a Derby County and bottled it again.

by Ram Boy August 26, 2015

South Dakota Bottle Rocket

A sexual term. Performing a South Dakota Bottle Rocket involves positioning the female on top of the upward facing male. The male then proceeds to masturbate with his thumb sticking out, allowing for mutual pleasure. Used in order to achieve orgasm without actual penetration.

My girlfriend's got syphilis. I don't want to catch it too, so I just give her the ol' South Dakota Bottle Rocket.

by G-man Fresh March 30, 2011

Boettchers

The crusty, discolored tip of an elbow. Also may be known as "Elephant Elbows".

Oh no! My boettchers just snagged my sweater!

by iBetty June 20, 2011

bottee

Synonymous with the act of being fish. One may even be regarded as a bottee-fish if the level of fish cannot be suppressed by just "bottee." A girch ting, one that is so fish that the stench left behind in it's presence can cause an inhibition in sperm production and loss of testosterone. As a negative link in any social situation, a bottee or a bottee-fish is best if extinguished as soon as possible. The single best way of achieving this would be the salty back hand.

D: Damn bro, you see that girch ass ogre on our floor? What the fuck man?
G: Fucking bottee!
D: Nah bro, that's a bottee-fish.
G: Gotta give that a one-two backhand.
D: word!!!

by WestEDefinitions November 3, 2013

Bottle heavy

Lots of alcohol at a party

"Ey homie, come thru, this party be active as fuck!"
Shits bottle heavy?
"Hell yeah, shots for days

by #fuckingstupid June 2, 2017

Bottleneck

A bottleneck is a point of congestion in a production system (such as an assembly line or a computer network) that occurs when workloads arrive too quickly for the production process to handle.

Pepe can not handle this volume, he is such a bottleneck

by DonLemar June 7, 2019

Arguing with a shampoo bottle

When arguing with someone and the other party distracts the topic by resorting to appeals of emotion, belief and other logical fallacies.
The conversation gets caught in a loop. As it reads on the back of a shampoo bottle at the end of the instructions...rinse and repeat.

"X must exist. I just saw a poll that says 90% of all Americans believe in X."

"99% of everyone once thought the world was flat. They had no evidence and were proven wrong by people who sought the truth."

"X must exist! If X did not exist, then the world would be a horrible place!"

"You'll be able to move on. Its only in your mind that X influences your life."

"I acknowledge that I have no argument for the existence of X. However, I have a great desire for X to exist. Therefore I accept that X exists."

"This is like arguing with a shampoo bottle. You're stuck in a loop of rinse and repeat."

by Dread Pirate Skeptic June 8, 2014