Beeler

bee·ler
bēlər
verb
gerund or present participle: beelering
1.
appearing overly excited about an event, when knowing in your heart of hearts you will not attend.
2.
to publicly make claim that commitment will ensue, while privately knowing otherwise
3.
applying false commitment, such as in the case of verbally committing to a business arrangement, but failing to sign a contract

"My prospect told me he would sign, then backed out. He was absolutely beelering on this deal."

by alexcookxu February 13, 2015

beekeeping

The act of juggling multiple relationships with multiple females or "honeys" without them finding out about each other

Boy, Jamal got so many bitches. You know he beekeeping that shit a secret though

by StumpAssBuesch June 29, 2016

beeders

extremely bad luck, in a funny kind of way (for your friends, not for you obviously!)

"Beeders Neil, that bird hates you"

by Bryan Chalmers December 6, 2006

Beefed

A loud flatulent or hard gas.

1.Dude, I just beefed in my pants again.

2.Have you ever seen The Pelican Brief?

You mean, 'The Pelican beefed! hahahah

by NYkid420 February 26, 2010

beebely

A term a man uses to describe his girlfriend's vagina in front of his or her parents

Mum: how is your girlfriend?
Me: she's fine, just got a problem with her beebely at the moment

by M Bucket April 6, 2017

Steve Beeley

A person responsible for everything wrong in the world. A human joke.

"UGH, I spilled hot coffee all over myself. FUCK STEVE BEELEY!"

by grandfathersbugbites December 9, 2012

beebee890

A youtube legend. He is famed for having thousands of videos of absolutely nothing. It is not unusual for him to post 20 videos in a day of him rambling to his webcam, singing to his webcam, or worse, burping on his webcam.

He stays in all day and makes youtube videos, sometimes separated by only minutes. In the background of his videos, one can often hear the sound of a police scanner. Beebee890's other hobby is apparently listening in on police radios and drinking lots and lots and lots of soda.

He sometimes makes youtube videos with his shirt off to shock his audience into a coma.

In a single day Beebee890 decided to vote for Barack Obama, then decided to vote for John McCain, then asked his audience for advice, then chose John McCain again without listening to his audience.

That guy is fat like Beebee890.

by bluez_inc February 21, 2009