BEAM 

a 4’2 toy

icer: “where’s BEAM at bro it’s been 5 hours”

vain: “he’s been grounded by his ma for leaving a light on”

BEAM by vaingraff247 August 16, 2024

Beam Team 

A drinking game in which multiple teams of 5 people (though girls count as 1/2 a person) compete to finish a handle (1.75L) of Jim Beam bourbon. This equates to each person drinking about 12 ounces of liquor or 8 shots, so exercise caution. This is a great way to start a party because everyone who participated will be totally smashed, and the spectators will be in awe and want to play drinking games as well.

Rules:
1. Get it in your body any way possible. You can mix it with coke or drink it straight.
2. You may only puke 30 minutes after you finish to be considered a true victor
3. Record holders can call themselves the "Dream Beam Team"

Me and my bros finished the Beam Team in 4 minutes and 54 seconds. Those older guys were pissed we smashed the old house record.

Beam Team by IdontPuke July 25, 2011

Beam Up 

- To get high as fuck
- Space High
- Abducted by Crack or Tweak

Shit bro, front me a bag I’m trying to beam up!

Beam Up by Rhyyno September 2, 2019

Beam me up, Scotty 

A simple fix out of a difficult situation. No matter what the occasion, it will save you. It worked for the crew of the Enterprise, why not you.

Mother-in-law: Laura, why the hell did you bring up your douchebag husband to the family reunion?!

You: Beam me up, Scotty!

Beam me up, Scotty by InfectedBoot July 2, 2009

beam splitter 

A piece of hair that partially covers a guy's pee hole, causing urine to go in two different directions.

Guy 1: Dude, why is there piss all around the toilet?

Guy 2: Sorry bro, I had a beam splitter and it went everywhere.

Guy 1: I hate when that happens, but its still kind of cool.

beam splitter by pot top November 3, 2012

Beam me up Scotty 

A phrase originally found in the television series “Star Trek”, but now is used a response to confirm that you are ready for whatever is being asked of you.

Friend 1: You want to take another shot of tequila?

Friend 2: Beam me up Scotty!

Beam me up Scotty by piano March 2, 2018

Beam Me Up Scotty 

The best mixtape to ever exist xx

Have you streamed 'Beam Me Up Scotty' today yet? #Fractions #CrocodileTeethRemix #SeeingGreen

Beam Me Up Scotty by SzaSzaSza May 26, 2021