asspensive

Something so ridiculously overpriced even rich people wouldn't pay for it.

$100 for a 4 GB USB drive with a piece of plastic attached to it? No thanks, that's too asspensive.

by rctdude3 February 14, 2012

asspony

A derogatory term. Asspony is used to describe people you hate.

You stole my crack! Therefore; you are an asspony!!

by Gabby February 15, 2004

Aspyn

Aspyn is very smart and beautiful and in A lot of different ways . She is not very hard to get to make friends with . She has two siblings that are older than her and their names are Madison and Shane . Madison is 15 and Shane is 13 Madison was born March 14, 2002 and Shane was born March 22, 2004 . I know I am talking a lot about her siblings not Aspyn. Aspyn was born November 15, 2007 and she is nine years old. She is very kind and generous to other people.she can also have a good side in a bad side so try not to get on her bad side.

Hey want to go to Aspyn's house .

by Umpalumpa December 14, 2017

asspenny

A man that is both an asshole and a penny pincher.

"That guy didn't even pay for his own lunch. He is such an asspenny."

by rockstar1679 June 1, 2009

Aspyn

The Best Friend you could ever find....she is always caring and helpful.... She will never let you down...shes also in LOVE with STARBUCKS... But don't make her mad.....she can stay mad at you for 2 days...and then always come back to you.. you realize what a horrible mistake you made...and time by time she will miss you.....Aspyn is a long time friend that you need to hold on to....because you can't find anyone who will love you as much as Aspyn 💕

Best friend: I am so sorry I hurt you....its okay if you don't wanna be my friend anymore

Aspyn: who said I never wanna be friends with you.. I will never leave you

by GamerGirl78910 January 17, 2019

asspunch

fisting when necessary

"I'd like to asspunch her for fun. You, on the other hand, I want to ass punch without wearing a glove, then wipe all over your mouth"

by Onionbag January 6, 2007

assponey

one who keeps all their lampshades in one submarine 'if ya know what i mean'

"whatsup assponey?"

by jordan May 2, 2004