A shit for brains idiot who has no commmon sense and a tendency toward gayness.When an assplow pursues a relationship with a female he beccomes a pussy whipped douchecock who has tendencies of a fucktard. These types usually tend to keep to themselves and are very very submissive.
Dude, tell your girl to blow off and quit being an assplow.
Why are you being such an assplow.
Look at that assplow doesnt he know he sucks at life.
Dude that guy is an assplow hes staring at that six year old boy.
Why are you being such an assplow.
Look at that assplow doesnt he know he sucks at life.
Dude that guy is an assplow hes staring at that six year old boy.
by rayhater August 8, 2005
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n. Obnoxious overly high-tech person who insists on conspicuously using or ranting about yet another needless elitist tech gadget OR the device itself.
Bilbo: Let's go to the pizza place with wifi and order off their web site right from the parking lot.
Fred: You're such a f-ing assPod.
Gary: If Bilbo shows me one more time how many songs he has on his iPod, I'm gonna shove it up his butt and turn it into an assPod.
Fred: You're such a f-ing assPod.
Gary: If Bilbo shows me one more time how many songs he has on his iPod, I'm gonna shove it up his butt and turn it into an assPod.
by Duglass January 2, 2009
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by bonedoggy March 22, 2004
Get the assbowl mug.1) Person who has ass with pole in it. Most times fags or metrosexuals.
2) In games, can be used as another term for raped.
3) Someone who is an asshole.
2) In games, can be used as another term for raped.
3) Someone who is an asshole.
1) Billy is gay. He got asspoled last night by Bubba.
2) "Damn man you got asspoled last round!"
3) Dave was being an asspole yesterday.
2) "Damn man you got asspoled last round!"
3) Dave was being an asspole yesterday.
by Fernandez January 18, 2006
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by Adam-Bomb September 21, 2008
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