assholitis

The condition in which your asshole gets so sweaty that it is dripping and slippery.

After the baseball game, my girlfriend noticed, I had a bad case of assholitis.

by BFH August 23, 2006

Assholito

Someone that is acting like a little asshole.

Did you see her attitude this morning, she was being an assholito.

by TheGooch666 August 31, 2016

Assholio

Someone who sees a friends new snowboard bindings and says to himself "Hey, I like those, I'm going to buy them for myself." Then precedes to copy his friend and purchase said snowboard bindings.

Assholio! You better make sure everyone knows those are my bindings!

by Il Padrino of Awesomeness December 13, 2010

assholiosis

Plagued by incurable assholiness. (see: "assholiness")

His whole family suffers from assholiosis. His dad got drunk and passed out at my wedding after making a toast and confusing my name with my husband's ex-girlfriend's. His cousin was voted "most likely to win a Darwin award" in 5th grade. And his brother came onto me at his own wedding.

by OG-BB1966 July 1, 2014

assholeiosos

A common ailment affecting almost all of the male gender. No known cure as of yet although there are ongoing studies as to the cause.

My son's have a bad case of assholeiosos.

by WeBeHere January 27, 2017

Assholionic-Dislocatiactric Syndrome

A word made up for a problem in the genetic code. Also known as ASS.
It makes the victim's buttocks spread apart within the span of 4-6 months due to constant gay sex and/or anal sex.
There are no cures as of 17th September, 2025

Nick was confirmed to have Assholionic-Dislocatiactric Syndrome last week!

by blitzisgud September 17, 2025