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Asspiring Failure

A phrase to describe someone who is failing at life.
Oh, you see that kid there, the one who stares at cat pics in class? He's an Asspiring Failure.
by Gan12Maglev August 17, 2022
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anspiring

Aspiring but wrote by a bunch of idiots
"An anspiring artist"
by tudottus December 2, 2023
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Asciring

Pronunciation: A-Shearing

Definition: When someone is desperately trying to understand something yet cannot seem to get it. Usually associated with frustration.
Student 1: I’ve been asciring over this dang assignment .
Student 2: What’s so hard to understand?
by Zainooo November 21, 2025
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canadian aspirin

When ya boi square face gets a cut and he asks for that dank percocet but all u got is a band-aid and belly button lint.
Square) Ay yo fam u got that percocet?
Me) Nah just a canadian Aspirin
by Its ya boi 13 June 11, 2017
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Lead Aspirin

My life is nothing but pain. I should just take a Lead Aspirin
by ateple February 4, 2020
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baby aspirin

A little bitch how doesn’t know how to stfu 😑
They are such a baby aspirin 🙄
by Slaybaybay February 24, 2022
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Millennial Aspirin

It's called Millennial Aspirin because Millennials pop Molly like Aspirin, get it?
by IG Models Are Manna From God November 15, 2023
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