Asspiring Failure

A phrase to describe someone who is failing at life.

Oh, you see that kid there, the one who stares at cat pics in class? He's an Asspiring Failure.

by Gan12Maglev August 17, 2022

anspiring

Aspiring but wrote by a bunch of idiots

"An anspiring artist"

by tudottus December 2, 2023

Asciring

Pronunciation: A-Shearing

Definition: When someone is desperately trying to understand something yet cannot seem to get it. Usually associated with frustration.

Student 1: I’ve been asciring over this dang assignment .
Student 2: What’s so hard to understand?

by Zainooo November 21, 2025

canadian aspirin

When ya boi square face gets a cut and he asks for that dank percocet but all u got is a band-aid and belly button lint.

Square) Ay yo fam u got that percocet?
Me) Nah just a canadian Aspirin

by Its ya boi 13 June 11, 2017

Lead Aspirin

bullet

The ultimate painkiller

My life is nothing but pain. I should just take a Lead Aspirin

by ateple February 4, 2020

baby aspirin

A little bitch how doesn’t know how to stfu 😑

They are such a baby aspirin 🙄

by Slaybaybay February 24, 2022

Millennial Aspirin

MDMA, Molly, Beans, Ecstasy

It's called Millennial Aspirin because Millennials pop Molly like Aspirin, get it?

by IG Models Are Manna From God November 15, 2023