asp

the best person ever

literally perfect
cutest person on earth

i love you asp
marry me asp

by sillysolimity June 1, 2024

ASP

a thing my school calls an "at school suspension" they dont wanna say ass bc we're immature. a dumbass punishment you get for stupid reason run by stupid ass people at the front office with a dick in their ass. usually a lot of people up there mainly muslim kids. more common for boys . all the front office does is eat and talk about food all day. the bitchass principal usually isn't even there.

friend:"what did you get an asp for"
you:"i got an asp for helping a 5th grader with their work"

by niggermonkey2 March 19, 2019

Mama Asp

Mama Asp is the poster child for all that is smart and wise. She was the inspiration for Abraham Lincoln when he created the term "MILF". Mama Asp is a cheer mentor by day, and a chainsmoking, motorcycle riding, thot slaying, drug dealer by night. We all love her and were are all grateful to have her.

• When I grow up, I want to be be like Mama Asp
• You better behave or else Mama Asp will get you

by UnderAgeMilf December 14, 2018

Aspe

Casper but its Aspe

What is Casper with C and R removed?
Aspe

by Spottek April 11, 2020

ASP

After Sex Piss. Very important ritual after banging.

I fucked her and before I could go again I had to take a 45 second ASP. Almost as good as sex.

by Bigpalm1983 July 6, 2017

ASP

All Suck Penises

Damn they ASP

by alpha sigma phi December 5, 2017

asp-arin

Medicine of dubious safety/value/effectiveness that's hawked by a "snake-oil" salesman.

I prefer natural remedies over that asp-arin crap --- who wants to ingest "extract of asp", anyway???

by QuacksO August 26, 2018