apache twin

two people (either of the same or oppisite sex) that have gotten herpes from the same person.

After La-Swanda gave me and Tyrone herpes, we realized we were apache twins.

by that other half white guy October 3, 2012

apache smack

When you're having sex with a girl on her period, and you pull out and helicopter your dick and hit her in the face with it, so her period blood gets splattered all over her face, while you yell like an Indian

I totally Apache smacked your mom last night and she loved it!

by Sleepstak February 12, 2014

apache exit

To dive off the highway without a road, typically through a field. Most often used when one misses their exit or used as a shortcut to reach the destination quicker.

“Oh shit, I just missed my exit.”
“Just take the apache exit to 41st street, it’ll be quicker than if you got off at the last exit anyways.”

by Grape Soda Lover November 21, 2018

Apeachuah

The act of refugees revolting, without previous planning, against the country that let them in.

The country was apeachuahed by the Antarcticans.

by Bobby 2.2 December 14, 2018

apache firestarter

Rubbing ones palms together vigorously with at least four fingers of each hand inserted into your partner's anus or vagina in an effort to stimulate an orgasm.

I finished up but, was having trouble getting that loose hole hot so I hit it with the ol' Apache Firestarter and they came like a first class package. Beat up and late.

by The Cap N' July 21, 2020

ApacheHeli

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I sexually identify has an Apache Attack helicopter

Everyone please congratulate @ApacheHeli on his promo to founder!

by ApacheHeli April 17, 2021

Alphachupapi

A person who identies themself as a "JDMU hater" but can't stop thinking about JDMU and talks about JDMU daily. This kind of person secretly has a crush on the JDMU Wildboys and is called a "Alphachupapi".

This person that hates JDMU talks about JDMU more than the Wildboys do, he must be an Alphachupapi.

by peterchupa September 10, 2023