Jonny is an Ambulance

Notorious punk/ska band from the Portadown and Lurgan areas of Northern Ireland. Known for playing random gigs and getting horribly drunk in the process.

"I went to a Jonny is an Ambulance gig last night. Those guys were ballbagged!"

by JISA FAN June 17, 2009

ambulance

A vehicle designed for the transport of sick or injured persons, usually divided up into 2 versions, BLS (Basic Life Support) and ALS (Advanced Life Support) There are many types of ambulances, Type I, Type II, and Type III, as well as HUMVEE ambulances for the United States military. In the early days, ambulances were simply horse drawn carriages which injured soldiers were laid on. The six sided blue cross on the ambulance is known as the Star of Life, each edge representing its own purpose.

black guy in POS chevy: nigga I HATE red lights
EMT in ambulance: NIGGA WHAT? *Turns on siren, blares through traffic like a true badass*

by keenanthesperry November 18, 2006

Ambulance Chaser

Member of the legal profession; someone who assists accident victims in getting compensation for avoidable or, more usually, unavoidable reasons (IE being compensated for tripping over a loose floor tile). Also used to describe anyone who profits from others' misfortune.

"That ambulance-chaser tried to get my aunt to sign a contract after her accident. She was still in her hospital bed!"

by Wings_SWmud September 23, 2003

ambulance chaser

A civil lawyer who advertises

on tv:"I'm Frank D. Azar, attorney at law. Have you been injured in an automobile accident? You may be entitled to hundreds of thousands of dollars. Call me, I can help."

by Pure Moonburn September 21, 2003

Amjewlance

Simply an ambulance for Jews.

It is the most bare-bones, efficient form of transportation there is to get a Jew to the hospital when they are in need.

-"Oh shit! Zachary just got stabbed with a menorah!"

-"Better call an amjewlance for him."

by GCSRT8 July 9, 2011

Ambulance Drive-by

When you have to pull over for that ambulance speeding past you

Guy 1: *driving*
Guy 2: Hey! Watch out, there's an ambulance drive-by comin up behind us!
Guy 1: Nonchalantly pulls over

by Aloushi May 7, 2015

St. John Ambulance Recruits

Members who haven't pass the Basic First Aid examination.

basically just people who do nothing

"St. John Ambulance Recruits are just members who sit back and relax"

by owobutuwu March 11, 2021