Good At football. Can do you all up in a bunch together. Likes punching people.
Stays personal. Keeps confined. Hates when people call him something that he's not. Makes random jokes that ARE NOT FUNNY but does it consantly which makes it funny. Likes to fight. Can smite u if you say no. Likes to mess around. Is fast. Hates a particular primary school person. HAS FRIENDS NOTIN ELSE
Stays personal. Keeps confined. Hates when people call him something that he's not. Makes random jokes that ARE NOT FUNNY but does it consantly which makes it funny. Likes to fight. Can smite u if you say no. Likes to mess around. Is fast. Hates a particular primary school person. HAS FRIENDS NOTIN ELSE
Alistair Hates Teacher = alastair getting detention = alastair = alastair breaking out of univesity and high school.
by Alistair Sudo 123 February 7, 2022

by TheRobsssonius November 23, 2021

by Alistair._ April 19, 2021

An Alistair is a man who was immediately granted the powers of God at birth. He is always born to be the coolest, handsomest, mostest professionalest bowler, street fighter, and/or baker. Anyone who intends to hurt an Alistair will be smited by Alistair due to the mere thought. All Alistairs have an average GPA of 19.7, and are right below Cithulu in the food chain. All Alistairs are awesome as balls. They also reach maximum capacity schlongs at the age of 9.
Don't look Alistair in the eye; He'll fucking kill you.
If I don't pay Alistair the money I owe him, He'll break my face.
Alistair found a penny on the ground but then lost it so now He's looking for me because He needs something to punch. h e l p m e
If I don't pay Alistair the money I owe him, He'll break my face.
Alistair found a penny on the ground but then lost it so now He's looking for me because He needs something to punch. h e l p m e
by Not Alistair November 24, 2021

by BossmanDan December 15, 2020

by Cosmic_King_ December 27, 2023

by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023
